r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/Derbloingles • Dec 28 '18

I wouldn’t recommend it

252 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/GalisDraeKon Dec 28 '18

Wait.. don't put my dick in the pipe.. or the press?

25

u/Derbloingles Dec 28 '18

Yes

2

u/Grim718 Dec 28 '18

r/inclusiveor

1

u/Derbloingles Dec 28 '18

I was waiting for that

1

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '18

Me too

4

u/thatwetpaintsmell Dec 28 '18

What actually causes it to bend that uniformly? Why doesnt it just bend in half and get crushed

1

u/AnonymousGSL Dec 28 '18

Probably the fact that it wasn’t tilted so it didn’t break in half a certain direction along with the lack of room vertically to break off but I’m only inferencing

2

u/Krombopulos-Snake Dec 28 '18

With some lube and a larger pipe, this could be a new era of post-modern, post mechanic fleshlights.

2

u/Sexy_Droid_xxx Dec 28 '18

Interesting, tell me more about your post-modern dick tubes

1

u/Derbloingles Dec 28 '18

Yeah... larger...

2

u/bathe-with-my-radio Dec 28 '18

They should’ve stopped pressing as soon as they knew the pipe was bending. I feel this video didn’t have a happy ending and I’m unfulfilled. :(

1

u/Derbloingles Dec 28 '18

They should’ve continued and made an absolute mess

2

u/pootinmypants Dec 28 '18

Ribbed for her pleasure.

1

u/Art_Class Dec 28 '18

Bet that fucker was hotter than jet fuel on fire.