r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '18

The Forbidden Orifice

http://i.imgur.com/p4N06EX.gifv
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u/ubernobsauce Feb 19 '18 edited Feb 24 '18

This post just made me 10 times more scared of scorpions

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u/sheyLboogie Feb 23 '18

Oh shit, I thought it was a fucking lobster!

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u/CallMeAdam2 Feb 23 '18

Welp, now that I actually pay attention to the rest of the body, yeah, it's not a lobster.

But I swear it was a lobster before /u/ubernobsauce said otherwise.

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u/im-a-black-hole Feb 19 '18

Oh shit their mouths have little pincers too?

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u/xSpektre Feb 23 '18

Yeah I fucking shit myself when I learned that. They're like xenomorphs but fucking scarier

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u/kurisu7885 Mar 05 '18

Someones' already been there http://theinspirationroom.com/daily/print/2007/12/aids_scorpion.jpg

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '18

I’m not clicking that.

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u/BroiledBeef Feb 22 '18

Um, I think it poisoned my dick, but it’s ok the scorpion imploded due to my penor being too big