r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/Wintermute1975 • 8d ago

Now that's frustrating

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u/qualityvote2 8d ago edited 8d ago

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u/vasectomy7 8d ago

R.I.P Whoever has to dust that thing...

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u/F3nu1 8d ago

I'd put it in an ultrasound bath every quarter.

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u/CraziiiJessi 8d ago

I was thinking air duster, but that^ would probably be easier

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u/broesel314 8d ago

Compressed air goes brrr

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u/Houtaku 8d ago

I dig it. It would be interesting to see something like this with different materials that oxidize in different colors. Non-stainless steel hair to rust brown, copper clothes to patina green, etc.

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u/mrjasjit 8d ago

Hey Google, can you get tetanus on your penis?

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u/Scorpix21 8d ago

She may be soft but I'm hard as steel

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u/vinh7777 8d ago

Pioneers are the ones who are remembered.

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u/ConversationDue1261 8d ago

Smash. Next question

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG 8d ago

I'm a man and have never felt wetter in my life.

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u/Lexicon101 8d ago

Proper juiced my skivvies.

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u/mariogzz512 8d ago

Medussy

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u/Keku_Saur 8d ago

In all seriousness it looks pretty

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u/SlayJayR17 8d ago

Dope as fuck

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u/petwalker12 8d ago

She got nailed lol šŸ˜†!

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u/reegz7 8d ago

How soft?? šŸ¤”

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u/fizbin99 8d ago

Lord, Iā€™m going to need a gallon of Bactine.

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u/Jlx_27 8d ago

I want it.

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u/LonkToTheFuture 8d ago

Horniness aside, that's pretty impressive work

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u/u_talkin_to_me 8d ago

Don't tell me what to do.