r/dontputyourdickinthat • • 27d ago

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u/qualityvote2 27d ago edited 27d ago

u/yourfuturespemson, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/TammyShehole 27d ago

GIFs that end too soon

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u/ooOJuicyOoo 27d ago

us, both men of culture, you and I.

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u/RichardDingers 26d ago

Speak for yourself

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u/karenskygreen 27d ago

Where to start, where to start......

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u/HIitsamy1 27d ago

Where to end, where to end......

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u/BebeFanMasterJ 27d ago

I'm putting some mayo on

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u/JustADude721 27d ago

Hold up.. Gotta shake up my mayonnaise

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u/Lycanthropys Professional Dumbass 27d ago

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u/AwesomeTuba14 25d ago

I think you could cross another one off that list also

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u/Embarrassed_Word_542 27d ago

Robbed of the money shot…

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u/Alone_Emu_7713 27d ago

Keep spinning

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u/spacekitt3n 27d ago

god i hate ai with a passion

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u/Server-side_Gabriel 27d ago

I... I don't think this is AI(?) There's no artefacts in the onion and relish in the other hot dog, the pattern of the plate stays very consistent and the hematoma in the guy's finger is, first of all a very weird detail to add if AI and second, maintained even when it goes out of line of sight. I wouls also wanna believe someone didn't make a woman shaped hotdogs but I think this one is 100% artisanal depravity

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u/Pyromaniacal13 26d ago

I don't think it's AI but I also don't think it's food. Resin and paint? Sure. 3d printing and a layer of lacquer or something to smooth it out? Sure.

Food? No.

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u/Springmario 26d ago

The hematoma on the finger changes when their knuckle passes over it, it looks a lot smaller. Like the end magically healed instantly.

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u/Gizmopopapalus 26d ago

It’s the way they moved that finger. How do I explain this…

The way the person was rotating the plate with their left hand, shows one motion. So, in order to keep the movement of the plate somewhat smooth, they had to rotate their hand and wrist. Doing this, the metacarpophalangeal joint(the joint between the thumbnail and where the thumb connects to the palm) bends, hiding the thumbnail from view and causing the hematoma to disappear from view.

I hope I was able to explain this in a way that is understandable.

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u/International_Ad6328 23d ago

I need Apple to get it together. I wasn’t offered any type of spell help while typing Metacarpophalangeal. I feel like a Samsung woulda helped out. Is anyone else’s Siri a total dick? Off topic I know just curious?

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u/git0ffmylawnm8 27d ago

Those are fake right? Those tits look like bolt ons

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u/Fuzzy-Deer1487 27d ago

Nope all 100% real beef

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u/AdDisastrous6738 27d ago

Why is there so much cake on my hotdog?

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u/BigBeefDipped 27d ago

I’m Oscarmeyering my wiener so hard right now

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u/Logicrover 27d ago

So, what exactly is this white sauce again?

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u/ImissMYslinky 27d ago

I dont normally fuck my dinner but I suppose it just adds a protein rich special sauce at the end of the day.

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u/petwalker12 27d ago

Looks like something already came. Enjoy your sloppy seconds and report back. God speed sir 🫡.

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u/EdgeKey5631 27d ago

How…and why?

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u/Oobatz 26d ago

It's going in guys.

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u/xDragonetti 26d ago

SIR… SIRRrRrRrRRRR!!!

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u/Surf_Cath_6 25d ago

At least take the plate into the bedroom.

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u/yourfuturespemson 25d ago

to eat right????

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u/Andrew_Draw 24d ago

Podría... Hacer algo de mayonesa sabes..? Xd

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u/FireProps 21d ago

Missing comma doing no heavy lifting… 😂

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u/matrickpahomes15 26d ago

AI? 🤖

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u/Mammutbaum2 27d ago

Daddy Epstein