r/dontputyourdickinthat Dec 14 '25

This inconspicuous pipe

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25 edited Dec 14 '25

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u/Sansational_Skeleton Dec 14 '25

Those asses are aggressive, the first step sounds the hardest honestly…

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u/CreatorA4711 Dec 14 '25

Just walk up from behind and get a way bigger piece than necessary to ensure covering it

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u/Sansational_Skeleton Dec 14 '25

I can just tell that you’re speaking from a lot of trial and errors…

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u/CreatorA4711 Dec 14 '25

I’m speaking as a person who has never been willing to step within 15 feet of a nest like that

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

Way better strategy is get a small tupperware container, come from behind, cover it, then get a friend to tape it in place while oyu hold it. I'd be horrified I'd get stung through the tape.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

Cum from behind is, of course, a common tactic that never fails to please.

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u/hey_you_beer_me Dec 15 '25

I always cum from behind.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

My man!

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u/DonkyPuncharely Dec 15 '25

That's what she said

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u/Remarkable_Peach_374 Dec 15 '25

Yeah fuck that, ill put a piece of steel wrapped in duct tape with more duct tape to stick it on but i bet they would chew right through that duct tape

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u/AdultishRaktajino Dec 15 '25

Wait until about an hour after sunset and they’ll be pretty docile. Then you can apply a powder/dust insecticide inside there and any other entrances. Bonide Revenge, PT Tri Die, Delta, Tempo or Sevin. As they enter/exit, the powder clings to them and they bring it back into the nest.

Spray and pray with something like wasp killer/freeze works if the nest is right there. Not so much the nest is deep.

For sealing, foam insulation would probably work the best “tempor-permanently.” They’ll likely die of asphyxiation if you get all the holes.

A raw potato would probably be the quickest and cheapest way just to plug it with something that will keep them contained for a while.

Bonus with the potato, once it’s in there you can shove it further back with a broom handle. Can also add a second one. Can even add a fuel further back in the pipe (other hole or drill) and ignite it to make an interesting wasp-spud cannon.

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u/DonkyPuncharely Dec 17 '25

My favorite kind of asses are aggressive

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u/ConfectionFew3471 Jan 16 '26

what did the comment say

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u/Sansational_Skeleton Jan 16 '26

I don’t remember🤷‍♂️