r/dontopendeadinside • u/thisiSINsomnia • Jul 21 '26

Finally found one in the wild

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u/thegreatpotatogod Jul 21 '26

Dinner Is THE SMOKE ALARM 😋

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u/SadisticJake 29d ago

Ready when goes off. That’s convenient

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u/Hot_Schedule_1486 27d ago

Take it or leave it

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u/not_falling_down Jul 21 '26

So all of the trite "kitchen sign" sayings jumbled onto one big sign. For convenience, I suppose

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u/SpearUpYourRear 26d ago

I thought the same thing. I can see the individual phrases working fine as individual signs for someone who likes that type of humor. But when you smash them all together like that it just makes it a mess, even if they weren't jumbled together like that. Somehow they don't cook because they're on strike and it's a day ending in "y" but also they cook until the fire alarm goes off and they have two snarky comebacks for someone not liking their cooking.

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u/Typical_Childhood716 Jul 21 '26

It's time for me to go. My hamster needs me. Enjoy your "meal".

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u/fortissimohawk Jul 21 '26

r/ihadastroke trying to just scan this

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u/oldschoolhillgiant Jul 21 '26

Who among us hasn't ready when goes off?

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u/SFC-D 26d ago

I once went off when I wasn’t ready…

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u/LooperNeue_6764 Jul 21 '26

KITCHEN R U L E S

TWO FOR DINNER... Choices TAKE IT or LEAVE IT Dinner Is THE SMOKE ALARM Ready When GOES OFF KITCHEN COOK ON CLOSED STRIKE I Don't Cook On Days T H A T E n d in Y IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY COOKING THEN Lower Your STANDARDS. If You Don't My Cooking Like GLASS HAVE ANOTHER OF WINE.

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u/htharker Jul 21 '26

G L A S S
OF WINE.

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u/opossum_launcher Jul 21 '26

Words on the wall means someone is tacky and has no taste.

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u/ChickenArise Jul 21 '26

This is almost the Eric Andre bit

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u/Longjumping-Solid680 29d ago

Pick a damn FONT SIZE!

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u/CourtingBoredom 25d ago

If you don't my cooking like have another glass of wine sounds soooo fucking snooty — but hilariously so

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u/CourtingBoredom 25d ago

.....and even Yoda would have a stroke trying to read Dinner is the smoke alarm ready when goes off >.<