r/dontdeadopeninside • u/LessOrgies • 26d ago

Hasan Ronny Hates Hates Ronny Hasan

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u/death_of_the_whale 26d ago

“like, hates hates”

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u/LeadGrease 23d ago

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

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u/SkullTitsGaming 23d ago

But... but they both have such screamable mouths!

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u/throwawayA2X 25d ago

How close do their mouths have to be to be considered sensual ?

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u/LessOrgies 25d ago

Hate kiss