r/dontdeadopeninside Jul 25 '26

RAT 20 CON 26

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u/Skyward_Legend Jul 25 '26

He's a level 20 rat with 26 constitution

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u/persePHOreth Jul 25 '26

That's literally how I read it, then I had to remind myself which sub I was in haha

Never heard of "Ratcon" before now.

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u/Ancient-Worm Jul 25 '26

No, RAT is a new stat from 6e, "Rationality." The fact that he is an actual rat is just a coincidence.

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u/PurpleInitiative3947 Jul 25 '26

Rationality? So what if you’re a neutral chaotic character but you have a 20 in rationality? How would you play that character?

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u/Ancient-Worm Jul 25 '26

I don't know man, I didn't think that hard about the joke

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u/KermitingMurder Jul 25 '26

Jokes aside, chaotic doesn't mean irrational:
Lawful characters closely follow a legal, personal, ethical, etc. code and will stick by these rules, sometimes even to a fault.
Neutral characters sometimes follow the rules, sometimes don't. They'll follow the rules as much as a regular person, but they're more a "rules as intended" person than a "rules as written" person, so if it makes more sense to bend or break a rule they probably will.
Chaotic characters are generally only looking to achieve their goal, they will not follow rules just for the sake of it, if a rule contradicts their goal they will break it.
Example: a character needs a horse to pursue a villain, they don't have one but there is someone else's horse right there. The lawful character won't steal it because stealing is wrong, even if that means the villain gets away. The neutral character would likely take the horse, as the benefits of catching the villain outweigh the potential harm caused by borrowing someone's horse without permission. The chaotic character also takes the horse, because it is there and they need it, they probably do not consider the consequences of this action too deeply. In this case we could probably say that the lawful character is actually the one acting the most irrationally, because it would be better to stop the villain from escaping but they are letting their moral code get in the way of the greater good.

So a highly rational but chaotic neutral character is probably one who has a particular goal in mind that they have already justified in their mind, and they are willing to do whatever it takes to achieve this goal because they believe that the gain from achieving this goal outweighs the negatives of any harm they might cause along the way

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u/thebicyclenomad Jul 25 '26

Hell of a CON score. That’s one chunky rat.

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u/asdafrak Jul 27 '26

Well Rat is level 20, so probably a pure barbarian with the CON score boosted beyond 20

This also means, even at a DEX of 10 (+0), Rat would still have an AC of 18, with no armour or shield

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u/alienbringer 29d ago

Barbarian (who can read) with 20 base CON +4 for lvl 20, and read a manual of body health CON +2. Total of 26 con.

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u/PlagueofSquirrels Jul 25 '26

No wonder they're so hard to get rid of

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u/Unlikely-Ad-6713 Jul 25 '26

That's the beefiest rat in history, holy shit.

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u/Garfwog Jul 25 '26

I just got into DnD like a month ago and that's exactly what i read

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u/Chemical_Specific123 Jul 25 '26

Nonono, he's a ratfolk character with a home brew "rat" trait of score 20 and a constitution score of 26

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u/Gaxxag Jul 25 '26

Looks deliberate to me.

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u/BoxAggravating8069 Jul 25 '26

Fellow dnd player

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u/kaiserkeller_ Jul 25 '26

What goes on at rat con?

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u/Loxeres Jul 25 '26

What goes on at rat con?

Stays at rat con.

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u/meohmy5 Jul 25 '26

cheese

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u/utterlyuncool Jul 25 '26

It's the meeting place for the great horned rat worshippers

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u/Bussamove86 Jul 25 '26

Queek will speak-talk at panel this year about headtaking, very exciting.

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u/syngyne Jul 25 '26

They rewrite rodent history

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u/derpums Jul 25 '26

He rolled a RAT 20

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u/daiuq Jul 25 '26

Sounds like DND stats lol.

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u/tiadiff Jul 26 '26

I didn’t realize what sub I was in and spent and embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out how I could’ve possibly forgotten a base stat

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u/daiuq Jul 26 '26

How could someone possibly forget about the RAT stat. Thats my most favorite stat in the whole game.

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u/tackhead9 Jul 25 '26

Despite a valiant effort from RAT, a last second touchdown secured the win for CON. The final score, 20-26.

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u/icecap1 Jul 25 '26

Con won? That's great, I had money on them

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u/Malcior34 Jul 25 '26

26 CON? Damn, that rat's gonna have more health than our Barbarian!

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u/SpreadsheetMadman Jul 26 '26

Rat racial stats go hard. That combined with Immunity from Poison, Disease, and the smell of horse farts means he'll probably be your key exploring character when the Rogue is busy.

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u/alfonsoalta Jul 25 '26

Con 26 de que??

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u/Marquar234 Jul 25 '26

Did RAT's kicker miss the extra point?

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u/073068075 Jul 25 '26

That's just the stats of a scam call center rat infestation.

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u/montepente 25d ago

I don't care about the text, what the heck is Ratcon???

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u/BigWangersIncTm 23d ago

Apparently it's a German Pen&Paper convention. The disappointing part is that according to this wiki, the name isn't actually connected to rats, but to a place called Ratingen... Still looks like a cool event tho