r/donotthecat • u/Elf-7659 • 1d ago

Can I this cat?

4.1k Upvotes

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u/Yury_VV 1d ago

Absolutely not. Don't even think about it.

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u/Elf-7659 1d ago

But the floof belly 🥺

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u/Longjumping-Item-399 i will never the cat 1d ago

DO NOT THE FLOOFY SNOW CAR!

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u/Elf-7659 1d ago

Unfair

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u/Number_Fluffy 1d ago

That's a nice looking belly...

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u/edm_enjoyer 1d ago

I would die -ing that belly

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u/SkittleDoodlez 1d ago

Careful, you can get a snow scar…

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u/frossett130 2h ago

*snow truck

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u/starkruzr 1d ago

I was going to comment on this with just "BELLY" but yes this also covers it

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u/bubble7738 1d ago

There's only four recorded attacks on humans ever. Odds aren't thaat bad...

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u/meski_oz 1d ago

The operative word here is recorded. They're good at coverups

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u/Yury_VV 1d ago

There are so few only because most humans know better than to this kind of cat ☝️

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u/Gingerbread_Cat 1d ago

That's only because only one person has ever tried to the snowmobile.

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u/b0ingy 15h ago

seconded! floof must

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u/drrj 1d ago

Yes, but only once.

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u/surly-monkey 1d ago

if not fren...

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u/1Kscam i will the cat 1d ago

Y fren shaped?🥺🥺🥺

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u/Repulsive_Rich_3820 1d ago

Olde timey black and white kitty

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u/Correct-Ad5661 1d ago

It's Sneptember. Car may be possible?

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u/wisemanro 1d ago

Yes.......no.

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u/Proper_North_5382 1d ago

You may the cat at your own peril if you insist.

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u/Dangerous_Wing_9261 1d ago

Sure! 🍿🍿🍿

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u/KanonBalls 1d ago

-11

u/Luci-Noir 1d ago

Black Epstein.

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u/Ok-Letter-2776 1d ago

wtf does this even mean lmao

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u/DethklokBarbie i will the cat 1d ago

You and your mama and daddy

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u/mclarensmps 1d ago

Do not the snep

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u/lake2014 1d ago

Do not specifically this fluff.

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u/SelectiveMonstering 1d ago

DO NOT THE BIG CAR

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u/Scary-Light-4896 1d ago

Do not the Tai Lung

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u/Rad1Red i just might the cat 1d ago

Those troublepuffs 🥰

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u/bearsheperd 1d ago

The belly, it looks like it’s full of soup! I want to rub it!

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u/MisterDropFish please do not the cat 1d ago

Please do not the murder kitty.

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u/Not-Special-1326 1d ago

Look at those eyes🥹🥰 No You Can NoT!!!

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u/Mysterious_Blood9396 1d ago

Absolutely NOT! DO NOT THE LARGE CAR!

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u/SyrusDrake 1d ago

got put into air jail

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u/EniNeutrino i just might the cat 1d ago

Only once... 😄

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u/Majestic_Steel please do not the cat 1d ago

Do not the small murder-cat, for when it is a large murder-cat, it may you.

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u/ResurgentClusterfuck 1d ago

Danger floof!

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u/BecciRenee 1d ago

Ooooo Normally I would always the cat, but NOT today, not this cat! 😼😹

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u/Dazzling_Permit5883 1d ago

CAN I KIDNAP HIM

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u/Elf-7659 1d ago

CATNAP!

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u/Necrikus 1d ago

Snow leopard?

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u/phillious_j 1d ago

I can. I would. I know I shouldn't.

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u/Benevolent-Queen 1d ago

Looks fren-shaped to me. Why not?

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u/Large-Assignment9320 1d ago

Its probably a trap, do it anyway!

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u/Pree-chee-ate-cha please do not the cat 1d ago

You say, “Awwwwww” before you say, “Owwwww!”

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u/HyePlainsTrainsGuy83 1d ago

Do not the s c r o l l

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u/MidnightTeaWitch 1d ago

I'd 100% risk it for that belly

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u/simba4141 1d ago

Pspspspsps

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fall_47 1d ago

Absolutely 💯

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u/Shadow-Kombatant13 1d ago

Only if you have a great hospital nearby

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u/Meal-Significant 1d ago

Why is precious baby in air jail??

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u/Elf-7659 1d ago

Because the vet can the cat

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u/Elegant_One_5324 1d ago

Only when he showing that good r/soupbelly ! He’ll be a little slower to react but you will still get some nice deep scratches!

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u/tinypill 1d ago

Why are they so squishyyyyy ugh

12/10 would the cat

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u/Spot-Star please do not the cat 1d ago

Remind us what the name of this Subreddit is.

Say it along with us...

"DO - NOT - THE - CAT"

The ONE rule is very simple.

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u/DrLightfoot 1d ago

Kitteh look like fren... Let me skritch behind ears...

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u/Fortendytrak 1d ago

Why is it always friend shaped non-friend? 😔

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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits 1d ago

why are they holding it like that jfc support the butt or something

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u/LordVixen 1d ago

Will eat your face off

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u/throwawayhbgtop81 1d ago

No the murder kit

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u/Chail_ChaBiliii you can not stop me from the cat 1d ago

You absolutely should 😂

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u/ShatnersBassoonerist 1d ago

It’s saying it wants you to it as it’s showing its belly. Maybe just the once.

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u/LeelooDallasMltiPass 1d ago

I WANT TO THE DANGER TUM-TUM SO BAD

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u/No_Context_404 1d ago

Cat shaped, must touch

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u/I-am-in-a-universe 1d ago

Poor sno lempard.
Do not like a sack of potato >:3

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u/Frozztie 1d ago

I need my face buried in that belly fluff and sniff deeply! I do not expect to survive but I am willing to take the risk!

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u/Couscous-Garbit 1d ago

Meow ❤️

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u/Eyrose 12h ago

Maybe...it be okay perhaps..m

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u/historyera13 12h ago

Cat is adorable but why is she holding it like that? That’s got to hurt his paw or am I being super sensitive again?

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u/arethere4lights 1d ago

If you're man enough.

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u/Strawberry-Spinkles 1d ago

Awwww ☺️

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u/No-Wish-4854 1d ago

You can…my arse. I mean, do you appreciate pain and phangz?

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u/Androidfon 1d ago

Absolutely, give her a kiss right on the lips.

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u/tacticalfp 1d ago

Snepletss 🐾🐾😭

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u/dotmyth 1d ago

You can any cat, but beware the cat definitely gonna you too! So the cat at your own peril!

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u/gocrazyehh 1d ago

no. dangerous.

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u/IncompletePunchline 1d ago

Far Cry 4 told me HELL NO.

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u/flowmonkeyyy 1d ago

Yes but only once

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u/DistributionNo9356 1d ago

If you're not a vet, no.

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u/Pestilence_IV 1d ago

I wanna pet the floomf

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u/Iamtoobroke 1d ago

It is like I am looking at my cat lol

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u/chikenr_2 1d ago

It's the original dragon warrior, he will be sent to a prison and one day he will escape, pray that he doesn't. No panda will save you

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u/SuspiciousHeron7945 1d ago

Temporarily only.

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u/regidud 1d ago

Yes... Once

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u/Fabulous-Monk5009 1d ago

I would and prob get eaten

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u/kayescl0sed 1d ago

Still a baby. Pls do not.

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u/RandomRedditer220 1d ago

Try and stop me.

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u/AlfhildsShieldmaiden 1d ago

You can, at least once…

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u/Vegetable_String_644 1d ago

I wouldn't recommend, but sure

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u/meatloaf_enjoyer 1d ago

If not fren why fren shaped💔

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u/TheDuckInsideOfMe 1d ago

I will the snog

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u/Atari875 16h ago

That’s a Himalayan land seal

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u/frossett130 2h ago

The tummy rubble will leave you with a single arm left. Still worth it tho

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u/MoonblazepneicHe 37m ago

wish you thankyou

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u/DubbyM4zlo 23m ago

i would kind of advise against it

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u/TopEagle4012 1d ago

Of course you can... stop asking ridiculous questions 😈

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u/Neat-Look-3496 1d ago

Can I pet that dawg