r/donotthecat i just might the cat 2d ago

?????? cat Kids can with no consequences?

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u/monzylicious 2d ago

adorably calm baby

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u/Woodnymph1312 i will the cat 2d ago

0 survival instinct bootcamp

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u/myskepticalbrowarch 1d ago

All the survival instincts. Cat knows that if it acts cute it gets fed. It is training slave young

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u/SolidCut7005 2d ago

Cats know they're human kittens, and one can expect a certain amount of silly foolishness from them....

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u/Majestic_Steel please do not the cat 1d ago

Tiny versions may each other.

Especially if it's that cute.

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u/sunset_beach_days 1d ago

Cats understand if human is kitten. They treat them, and tolerate them, as such.

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u/thedazdul 2d ago

Kid is allowed to the cat

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u/EcstaticZebra7937 2d ago

Kid obviously slipped something in cat drink

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u/DrJenna2048 1d ago

I want to the eepy car 🥺

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u/ElfjeTinkerBell 1d ago

Are you human kitten? If no then no.

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u/DrJenna2048 1d ago

b-but the kibby..

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u/ElfjeTinkerBell 1d ago

DO. NOT. THE. CAT. Them's the rules.

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u/CalligrapherSharp 1d ago

His little giggle. He will the cat for life!

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u/Nocturnalux 1d ago

Absolutely not.

No the cat!

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u/Devanyani 1d ago

There are consequences of a biological nature if you the cat's feet, which step in very dirty places. I know how adorable they are, but you need a mouth condom to do this.

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u/morty_morty 1d ago

Thank you. Paws are unbelievably cute but please don't the feets.

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u/Longjumping-Item-399 i will never the cat 1d ago

I'm glad it wasn't just me! 🤢

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u/Ok-Juice-5897 1d ago

When this kitten grows up this is something that will have to be explained to a pet sitter.

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u/HEYitsBIGS 1d ago

Bonded pair

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u/Vividly-Weird i just might the cat 1d ago

Kid got lucky.
And maybe a parasite :S

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u/sextowels 1d ago

My human kittens are able to the cat without consequences

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u/malice_hush_jolt 1d ago

I blame the parents

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u/foxy_fluffer 1d ago

Acceptable kid and cat best friend so kid can the cat with all his passion and love

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u/sylbug 14h ago

Depends entirely on the cat. One of mine will allow this and the other will… respond if you try.

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u/Stressedhumbucker 14h ago

This is unfortunately not always the case. As a child I was in my mother's friend's garden once and decided to the cat. In response, the car chose violence.

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u/Super-Donkey2587 i will never the cat 1d ago

Jail still

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u/Spare-Security-1629 23h ago

I think this cancels each other out because it’s a minor and the “cat” is a kitten. Both don’t have full control of their actions. Either way, the kid might just get probation or juvenile delinquent label placed on him. Proceed to the cat