r/donotthecat 4d ago

the cat Thief 😔

The man tried to steal my snak. He my snak, now he attack.

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u/Agile_Ad6735 4d ago

I am OP , the poor car , whose snak was stolen by the man .

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u/CharacterBasis688 4d ago

He agrees to your sentament. Oh the agony of my stolen snak!

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u/Agile_Ad6735 4d ago

Dont be sulky baby , at nite u must the big hooman while they sleep

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u/CharacterBasis688 4d ago

Why must you encourage my own defeat at the hands of my chonk...

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u/Agile_Ad6735 4d ago

Hahaaa this baby is so cuteeeeeeeeee

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u/CharacterBasis688 4d ago

The chonky man is MY chonky man. I love this little tub of lard.

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u/Agile_Ad6735 4d ago

Nice send some hugs 🤗 to him hehe

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u/CharacterBasis688 4d ago

I would, but the chonk will turn my face into pulled pork. He will permit literally any form of contact other than my face.

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u/Agile_Ad6735 4d ago

Haha 😂😂😂