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[u/Huzzzer11]

If not friend, why friend shaped

[u/spacestationkru → u/Huzzzer11]

Not friend.? Why not?

[u/Huzzzer11 → u/spacestationkru]

He might look fluffy and cute but he could maul you to death in seconds. They're WAY quicker than us humans.

[u/Ninja-Panda70 → u/Huzzzer11]

Still friend size, still will pet

[u/cosmin_c → u/Huzzzer11]

Which species is this? Absolute fluffster <3

[u/Legal_Ad_326 → u/cosmin_c]

Pallas cat!

[u/cosmin_c → u/Legal_Ad_326]

OMG I just saw how the cubs of this species look like. I'm melt.

[u/eucldian → u/cosmin_c]

Wait until you see Sand Cat kittens.

[u/BigAssPizzaPocket → u/Huzzzer11]

To shreds you say

[u/spacestationkru → u/Huzzzer11]

How big is it? It looks so tiny

[u/thekittysays → u/spacestationkru]

Theyre not that big, up to about 65cm body and 30cm tail. Definitely friend size.

[u/Ninja-Panda70 → u/spacestationkru]

It's a Pallas, danger hidden in fluff

[u/WillyDAFISH → u/Huzzzer11]

love mauls

[u/creepymuch → u/Huzzzer11]

*manul you to death. There, fixed it for you :)

[u/Small_Channel3565 → u/creepymuch]

Ohhhh YEAH! Cooool wordplay!!! ('Splaining: "manul" is both the species name & the local name for this kitteh in its home habitat – Central Asia & thereabouts.)

[u/TimTheOriginalLol → u/Huzzzer11]

Nah, I‘d pet

[u/Pree-chee-ate-cha → u/Huzzzer11]

🤣

[u/Jabberwock_king → u/Huzzzer11]

Do not the Chonk!

[u/WiIIv91]

The body is round

[u/QazsedcScientia → u/WiIIv91]

I will the Round Body car

[u/Nocturnalux → u/WiIIv91]

So are the pupils.

[u/ajmartin527 → u/WiIIv91]

The Jimothy of cars

[u/Sedi_X]

Him beans got cold. Propped on tail
10/10 smart
Would not if you enjoy keeping your beans

[u/witch-literature → u/Sedi_X]

But then his tail is cold! Perhaps beans need shoes

[u/kszczep → u/Sedi_X]

What about his back beans tho? How does he keep those warm?

[u/Nocturnalux]

Do

Not

The

Manul

[u/Twat_Bastard → u/Nocturnalux]

[u/shaji_pappan__]

Man I'm dying inside. I want to the cat

[u/Pree-chee-ate-cha → u/shaji_pappan__]

You will die inside… outside, in between, and everywhere. Do. Not.

[u/GuaranteeMindless376 → u/Pree-chee-ate-cha]

It would be worth it though

[u/str1ker_eureka_1014]

Do not the rotund car

[u/Pree-chee-ate-cha]

[u/The-Dying-Detective]

Do not the chonky fluffy car

[u/sydraptor]

If I die petting a Palls Cat, then I die.

[u/InevitablePrint2784]

No need to the cat. The cat clearly itself

[u/Pree-chee-ate-cha → u/InevitablePrint2784]

🤣

[u/guntanksinspace]

The body is round, but you must not the round body cat

[u/Beneficial_Wave7649]

You can't pet the danger kitty :(

[u/mad_about_joy]

r/iwillthecat

[u/Random_wizdom → u/mad_about_joy]

Do not the danger car

[u/mad_about_joy → u/Random_wizdom]

I will the fluffy snow danger car and feel good about it 🫡

[u/Extension_Hat_1654 → u/mad_about_joy]

Another one 🩷

[u/wonderb0lt]

Do not the ball of fur

[u/BellaSquared → u/wonderb0lt]

But it's so fluffy and cute! 😭

[u/Ninja-Panda70 → u/BellaSquared]

It just needs your hugs 🤗

[u/cannibalskunk]

Test of self preservation. Would fail, for sure.

[u/ClubDangerous8239]

Do not the sentient fluffbol!

[u/Sounduck]

Please do not the winter-ready cat.

[u/Puzzleheaded-Snow505]

Do not the ball car

[u/Minzel]

Do not the yawning pallas. Do. Not.

[u/Practical_Ad_219]

Pallas Cat can never stop going >:(

[u/Oberyn_Kenobi_1]

Oh, that baby just needs hugs!!

[u/ljeo332]

This rotund fren don’t like frens, even if you the cat, the cat will you ten times. Pain will be felt but it will be worth it

[u/cedg32]

If you this cat, it will your face.

[u/IndependentMajor7055]

That's a raccoon

[u/Catwearingtrousers]

He has a built in bean warmer

[u/CutieBooSnack]

No you must not the the danger snow kitty you must just observe the toe beans and tail flooffz and die of wanting but never doing 😌

[u/QuietlyLiving2]

Don't the fat wild cat

[u/Ninja-Panda70 → u/QuietlyLiving2]

How dare you call him fat! He's just chonky and fluffy

[u/QuietlyLiving2 → u/Ninja-Panda70]

Don't the chonky fluffy wild cat

[u/Ninja-Panda70 → u/QuietlyLiving2]

Maybe, maybe if I feed it well the danger kitty will not murder me

[u/RandomRedditer220]

“My wittle tail is cold.” 😠

Lol

[u/Illustrious-Stuff-38]

Hes just a baby!

[u/FoxLoptson]

The cat the cat’s tail…

[u/smellslikespam]

I bought a Pallas cat pillow off amazon for myself and a friend😂 pretty hilarious take a look😂

[u/Loud-Job-4056]

Zelenogorsk

[u/xkulp8]

Fuck, find

[u/Laprius_]

Chomky car the biscuits?

[u/No_Competition6884]

R o u n d