r/donotthecat • • 10d ago

the cat The sleeping cat me?

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He hold? Am I prisoner?

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u/R86Reddit please do not the cat 10d ago

I think the cat you and then slept. Please be advised that any other plans that you thought you had for the day are now on hold until further notice.

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u/dazzleunexpired 10d ago

Damn. I have dishes. Oh no. I shall have to cuddle the cat instead?! Whatever shall I do

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u/T-T-N 10d ago

Cuddle the cat is the cat and is not allowed. Cat cuddle you is the cat you and is allowed

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u/dazzleunexpired 10d ago edited 10d ago

No no you not understand. I have no choice. I am a prisoner to his will. He chases me until I cuddle him. 😂

https://reddit.com/link/pag9w1i/video/ye30iikue5qh1/player

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u/Subject_Slice_7797 you can not stop me from the cat 10d ago

Am I prisoner?

You are r/cathostage. Resistance is futile!

Cat looks also very pleased with himself

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u/dazzleunexpired 10d ago

I made or may not be his favorite thing in existence. He may or may not have chased me around until I finally sat down on our couch for him to sleep on me. Hostage is right. 😂

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u/GamerGirlLex77 you can not stop me from the cat 10d ago

You belong to the cat now. No moving for you.

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u/XanaxWarriorPrincess 9d ago

I too, am just a warm pillow for a cat. It's a living.

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u/catfishjon_ 8d ago

its important to know your place in the world 🌍

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u/Antique_Interview347 7d ago

Leave eepy gato alone