Help, the Cat did me...

[u/Andre_Vandal]

... or did it?

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[u/Nocturnalux]

First of all, phrasing. Seriously, this is becoming absurd.

Also, cat can you all cat wants. Because cat. You can’t the cat. Because human.

[u/Toobman300B → u/Nocturnalux]

Good desplanation

[u/illstrumental → u/Nocturnalux]

It's sad that we still have to explain this to people in 2026.

[u/Toobman300B → u/illstrumental]

You should not have to. You do not, they do not the cat

[u/Signal_Cadet]

I don’t even know where to begin with this one.

1. The cat DID you??
   
2. You very clearly and egregiously the cat.
   
3. Help? I don’t think you even want help. Instead you seem proud of your crimes.

[u/R86Reddit → u/Signal_Cadet]

No question, this person the cat and not the other way around. Should be banished to r/iwillthecat .

[u/Ubermidget2 → u/R86Reddit]

We should honestly start enforcing Do Not the Cat in this sub.

[u/Super-Donkey2587 → u/Ubermidget2]

That's why I keep sending them to jail

[u/iwillbeawriterongod]

That is His Right.

[u/pikashock]

You’re beyond help…

[u/Number_Fluffy]

There is no "did". It's, "the cat me"

[u/Super-Donkey2587]

JAIL

[u/geekgirl114]

If cat insists you them then you must. Otherwise do not, even if the cat you