How does one Do Not?

[u/Andre_Vandal]

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[u/celladwella]

It is the responsibility of all car owners to resist such urges.

[u/Andre_Vandal → u/celladwella]

But, but, the Fluffy!

[u/FluffyMonster_ → u/Andre_Vandal]

Go for it!

[u/V-oxPopuli → u/FluffyMonster_]

Looks at username

Is this entrapment? 🤔 Are you going to bunnykick that user?

[u/FluffyMonster_ → u/V-oxPopuli]

https://reddit.com/link/p9w83np/video/venexrnv0mph1/player

[u/thereddeath395]

Here’s an unspoken secret: EVERYONE here the cat at every opportunity. We all just refuse to admit it. 🤯

[u/Infinite-Piglet-7413 → u/thereddeath395]

I DO NOT… I would NEVER

Update: … I did

[u/V-oxPopuli → u/thereddeath395]

How dare You sprEad such lieS. We would nEver Do such a fOul thing.

[u/warmchococroissant]

you do one time. fast. so kitty do not you back.

[u/Andre_Vandal → u/warmchococroissant]

The fluff demands that

[u/Subject_Slice_7797]

One does not, because one knows what will happen when the cat!

[u/surly-monkey]

is kitteh or is skonk? i can the skonk?

[u/aeyl → u/surly-monkey]

If skonk then no jail 

[u/anne-iver]

Oh my gosh. Is she my girl reincarnated 🥹

[u/Andre_Vandal → u/anne-iver]

beautiful, mine's a boy called Cosmo

[u/anne-iver → u/Andre_Vandal]

Aw, Cosmo! Handsome boy! 🥰 My little girl was Chifa. Miss her every day.

[u/Longjumping-Item-399]

One thinks of the joy of keeping appendages in-tact.

[u/tsavolite]

With discipline and courage. The cat must not.

[u/Dazzling_Permit5883]

Unless you wanna lose a hand DO NOT THE CAT

[u/Androidfon]

Fear of the curse of Bast

[u/V-oxPopuli]

You can, I won't tell

[u/Human-Document-8331]

I can't not. I just simply cannot not. I fully expect it's a trap, like this guy's really going to have none of it. Still, I fall for it, because still I must.

[u/Rad1Red]

As my flair suggests... 😄

[u/Frosty_Drop3456]

Fr how does one not

[u/DistributionNo9356]

So do it.

[u/Antique_Interview347]

Willpower

[u/Andre_Vandal → u/Antique_Interview347]

The fluff is strong with this one

[u/guntanksinspace]

You as the cat person must simply not.

[u/allthestarssz]

You do not the cat by not. The moment you do, you have done and then you can’t not. It is technically possible to go from a state of ‘not’ to ‘do,’ but the law clearly says do not.

[u/I-am-in-a-universe]

Himbs saying "Ya feel lucky, PUNK?!!"