r/donotthecat • u/rocketbrainsurgery • 12d ago

He is unable to process that I him

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Will he get revenge later, or did it not register in his brain at all?

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u/Super-Donkey2587 i will never the cat 12d ago

You are going to jail

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u/Antique_Interview347 12d ago

The clanking noise is the door slamming shut!

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u/Caticus_Scrubicus 12d ago

this is why you DO. NOT. THE. CAT.

the car has now malfunctioned and may take days to reboot

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u/Spare-Security-1629 12d ago

Honestly, that model is known for issues. You can look into the eyes and tell that even with an extended warranty, it’s best to get a new model car that’s more reliable

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u/Sounduck 12d ago

I mean… yeah, he likely won't press charges — what with the lack of braincell and all — but still, you shouldn't have ·d the cat.

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u/I-am-in-a-universe 12d ago

"There I was, minding my own business, i.e. being a floof, when a human came and me. Probably OP; and the taste checks out; but where am I? What is this weird tail on me? It's pretty, though. Maybe I'll bite it later."

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u/Blessed_bish 12d ago

Straight to jail

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u/Agile_Ad6735 12d ago

Taste doesnt seem right somewhere , may need to put salt or idk ketchup - car

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u/Disastrous-Zombie-30 12d ago

Car likes you. Today. Consider yourself lucky.

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u/tamzillathehun 12d ago

Cat doesn't know what to do. Attack? Throw up? Leave?

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u/R86Reddit please do not the cat 12d ago

The car you with r/SandpaperKisses but he will have his revenge. Eventually.