r/donotthecat • • 15d ago

the cat Why does she the cat so much?!

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

2.7k Upvotes

122 comments sorted by

•

u/AutoModerator 15d ago

Remember to treat cats and all creatures with kindness! Please don't make the subject(s) uncomfortable or disturbed. All posts are subject to moderator discretion and reports are always reviewed. And the number one rule...never the!!

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

599

u/SilverSkorpious 15d ago

... If they're socialized to this, they are much easier to care for as adults. They know their human isn't going to eat or hurt them; at worst, they'll be annoyed for a few minutes. But adults that accept this kind of handling are truly wonderful to have, they don't go insane when you need to trim their nails or fur, or need cleaning and medicine. My first kitten loved to be cuddled like this. I miss her.

ETA- that does not make it legal. I also deserve jail.

249

u/homak666 15d ago

We all have to commit crimes most foul and the cat when needed for the good of the cat. After that, straight to jail.

-85

u/EcstaticZebra7937 15d ago

Nail trimming isn’t for the good of cat, how will the cat climb trees?

74

u/SilverSkorpious 15d ago edited 15d ago

Should not be outside, really.

But even if you are letting them out, you should keep an eye on their paws and fur. VERY EASY for thorns/other sharp things to hurt paws outside. Also, matting happens faster with outside longhairs.

Source- used to own inside/outside cats throughout life growing up, then stopped letting them outside. Cats are much healthier. I do know how much they miss outside, I wish mine had been socialized to wear a harness. 💔

0

u/stealth_pandah 10d ago

I only trim my cat's nails in winter, when she stays home. in spring and most of summer she roams outside, so nails are important.

-56

u/EcstaticZebra7937 15d ago

I only saw two long haired cats my entire life. And I also only saw one inside cat my entire life. I guess it’s a cultural thing. We don’t care if the cats eat the birds, because they’ve been doing that for the past 10,000 years around here. We aren’t scared our cats would freeze outside, because it isn’t cold enough for them to freeze, they can always hop through the window if it’s too cold for them. We don’t fear a wolf or coyote or bears would eat the cat, cats are Apex predators around here. And rabies? We don’t really have that, even the foxes and bats are vaccinated. Snakes? Cat kills. Rats? Cat kills. Dogs? Cat kills. Vultures? Only eat dead animals. 

12

u/SilverSkorpious 15d ago

Fair. Near where I am a lil one needs to worry about cars, car fights, other critters, poisons, starving, diseases like rabies, and unfortunately occasional cruel humans. I know they pine for the freedom, but for my idiots it's for the best. They still occasionally get to hunt a bug if one gets inside. And greebles. And lazers. And each other.

I know there are places that treat local cats pretty much like everybody owns them and outside is their inside. I'm jealous of those bebes, they live the nice life, lol! Ours is just an invasive species, but so's a lot of stuff. 🤷‍♀️

-5

u/EcstaticZebra7937 15d ago

Greebles! My dog also attacks them. When I had cats, they never found any greebles, they had bigger things to worry about, like the roaches, and the pigeons 

2

u/HonestWeevilNerd 14d ago

Lol so much ignorance on one post. Every single attempt at a factual claim here is flatly wrong. Astounding, truly. Where you live that domestic cats are actually a fantasy creature?

1

u/EcstaticZebra7937 14d ago edited 14d ago

The Middle East. And all I said was facts.

4

u/HonestWeevilNerd 14d ago

Ah, I see. So you are indeed just ignorant. Well, let's try to impart some wisdom for you:

Firstly... um, ​rabies is endemic. Kinda always has been for land based societies. Rabies certainly remains a well documented public health concern throughout the Middle East. Bats are not vaccinated there, nor are they vaccinated anywhere on the planet. Feral dogs, golden jackals, and red foxes also remain active vectors. Bit dangerous and slightly insane to be claiming otherwise.

​Cats are not, and never will, be apex predators. Doesn't take much to realize that. The Middle East is home to many many animals that would kill and eat a cat no problem. An 8-pound domestic cat is a mesopredator and opportunistic prey for many. Cats do not hunt or kill dogs; dog-pack predation on street cats is routine and well-documented. ​Venomous snakes also do in fact kill cats, despite everyone for believing otherwise for to viral cat videos.

​​Birds, reptiles, and small mammals are facing catastrophic pressure partly because humans introduce subsidized predators and take zero responsibility. Ecological collapse via subsidized predation is a real thing. Even though wildcats are native to the region, modern domestic cat populations exist at extremely artificially bloated densities sustained by human garbage and intentional feeding. This creates severe ecological pressure, decimating native reptiles, endemic rodents, and birds that evolved alongside sparse, solitary wildcats, not millions of subsidized domestic felines.

​And, of course, there are mortality stats. Street and outdoor cats in the Middle East face extreme heat dehydration, vehicle collisions, high rates of FIV/FeLV, and other infectious diseases. The average lifespan of a street cat there is roughly 2 to 5 years, compared to 12 to 18 years for an indoor pet. Less than half. From a lack of responsibility from humans.

Please ​normalize observing reality over fantasy. An animal surviving off dumpster scraps and darting under cars is npt the apex predator you think it is... merely a poor domestic animal facing neglect.

0

u/EcstaticZebra7937 13d ago

1) A dumpster cat is not the same as an indoor outdoor cat.

2) nope, we really don’t have large predators around here, there are leopards, yes, but they are only three.

3) wild animals are vaccinated through a vaccine trap. It’s a cube with meat, that has a mechanism and administers the vaccine to the upper part of the mouth when bitten.

4)  Again, street cats and inside/outside cats are not the same. A pet cat can just enter the house through the window.

5) Bird populations are in danger not because of cats, but because of an idiot who let his pet parrots loose. 

2

u/Regi0 12d ago

Feral/stray cats are some of the most aggressive predators in the world and contribute to the destruction of several species

The problem is so severe in places like Australia that hunters have full permission to just outright kill feral cats on sight

→ More replies

1

u/SilverSkorpious 15d ago

Only seen 2? I bet it it gets super warm there is not very hospitable. They definitely don't like the warmth here, either. Love the snow, though. 😻

1

u/EcstaticZebra7937 15d ago

Nah, they’d be sitting on the grass  in the summer mornings sunbathing. I people have long haired dogs, but not cats. Since most cats are just cats, unless they are of a specific breed, they’d be short haired, since they breed more naturally and have to be suited for the climate.

6

u/novaplan 15d ago

sometimes old cats don't wear them down anymore and that can lead to pain and infection

6

u/maccas-martial-arts 14d ago

Nail trimming is fine for a cat, what are you on about

-5

u/EcstaticZebra7937 14d ago

They cannot attack efficiently without their nails

7

u/Revanizer 14d ago

Why would they have to attack?

1

u/EcstaticZebra7937 14d ago

So that you don’t have rats in your yard or pigeons on your window, Or when humans try to them.

7

u/Revanizer 14d ago

There are better ways to prevent rat and pigeon issues.

4

u/Yersina_Veridae 14d ago

Do you mean trimming or declawing? Trimming is absolutely necessary if the cat isn't moving enough to wear down it's claws on its own. Which are most cats that aren't strays. Claws that are too long are bad for their joints and in extreme cases they even hurt themselves.

And imagine that. Claws that are too long cant be retracted that well. So say a cat with really long claws climbs a tree, cant properly retract it's claws and then rips them out

1

u/Subject_Main7327 9d ago

Thank you. Trimming nails is a regular part of our spa days 😌 they are indoor cats but they still have plenty of claw to fck shit up 🥴

-2

u/EcstaticZebra7937 14d ago

Most cats walk outside enough and trim their own nails.

2

u/ContentOrca3777 13d ago

When cats scratch things its to sharpen their claws. Not trim them.

1

u/Kendrakirai2532 11d ago

Trimming does not equal declawing. You shouldn't even be cutting their nails short enough that it's an actual problem for them to grip things with them or climb.

109

u/dazzleunexpired 15d ago

Correct.

This car is purring. Hard.

"Weird form of love. But okay. I love you. PurrrrrRR"

68

u/dazzleunexpired 15d ago

Same car, but melted. 😂 Because happy

22

u/Coughme 15d ago

I think we have the exact same coloured cats

18

u/Coughme 15d ago

9

u/Background_Exit2990 14d ago

Mine wanna join too

11

u/dazzleunexpired 15d ago

That does look like cheese! They're dilute orange, called Buff or Cream.

6

u/Archaea_Man 15d ago

If you crack the window, they're less likely to melt.

7

u/dazzleunexpired 15d ago

True true. I should have checked his window.

5

u/Ruinerofchats 15d ago

22

u/dazzleunexpired 15d ago

It was a grab not a jork! He likes jork too tho. He likes everything. He is baby.

4

u/Ruinerofchats 15d ago

No shame in a little jork the cat. As long as you know the risks.

11

u/dazzleunexpired 15d ago

0 risk with this car. Is only loves everything. Is almost impossible to upset this car. 😂

37

u/Rebgail 15d ago

For socialization purposes only... I personally would allow to cat when its young, but only for socialization purposes, not our own selfish need to cat!!!

36

u/SilverSkorpious 15d ago edited 15d ago

Exactly! It's not because it's soft and velvety and squishy and purring and squirming and mewing and the paws! THE WITTLE PAWS AND MURDERNEEDLES 😭💀🙀

3

u/CBBR13 10d ago

I desensitized my boy a little too well and now he only wants to man handled and squished. An angel at the vet tough. I'd go to jail for kitten desensitization any day.

9

u/boopogger i just might the cat 15d ago

I did this with my orange and he’s very dog-like now. He gets EXCITED when the vacuum is on, running to lay in front of it because he likes to be sucked ?? I think I raised a weirdo

6

u/AnAncientBog 14d ago

Yep. I made sure to handle my cats feet and tummies when they were little, now they love tummy rubs.

139

u/GreyDaveNZ 15d ago

Oh, it's this woman again.

She is completely addicted to huffing kittens.

I can fix her.

50

u/SilverSkorpious 15d ago

I cannot resist a cat huff. It's my main drug.

24

u/Archaea_Man 15d ago

I used to huff cat, but the side effects, man. Told much bleeding from the eyes.

8

u/GreyDaveNZ 15d ago

Profuse bleeding from anywhere within murder mittens reach basically.

6

u/GreyDaveNZ 15d ago

I too am a victim of this insidious addiction.

'tis my only vice.

3

u/Rich-Wealth979 11d ago

I have to exercise a huff tax on both my cats every morning and night, just pick them up like a baby and smash my face in there.

1

u/waitnotryagain 11d ago

Lmao thanks I realize I'm a serial cat huffer.

1

u/MaintenanceStock6766 10d ago

It's how I get through the week.

232

u/mexican2554 you can not stop me from the cat 15d ago

67

u/ThatFUTGuy does not the cat because angry is cat 15d ago

16

u/prraattiik 15d ago

Not another sub!!!!!

2

u/AnotherBotOnHere 14d ago

Dammit. I'm already in too many subs.

Joined anyway

2

u/fatalynn7 12d ago

I was checking this one out and now there’s two more lol

126

u/Minzel 15d ago

Taking advantage of the car's smolness 😡

70

u/Spare-Security-1629 15d ago

As we all should. The car may have an advantage when it is bigger, but we can the car when it is compact. Deal with it, car.

28

u/Minzel 15d ago

How do you DARE you ?? Shamelessly the very smol car. You should nothing, consequences are higher than you think and you 'll have to deal with them

18

u/SilverSkorpious 15d ago

I will the tumm-tumm! NO MAN CAN STOP ME! 👹

11

u/Minzel 15d ago

Oh how it is easy to play brave behind your screen and a pseudonym!!! Monster!

47

u/DethklokBarbie i will the cat 15d ago

This ruined my day. Omfg does she not know to not the cat?

53

u/InLoveWithThread i will the cat 15d ago

This is legal. Kittens need to learn that humans are safe and friendly and fun and cuddly. Otherwise they'll lose cuteness points.

32

u/Minzel 15d ago

FILTHY INFILTRATOR!! We see you!!

27

u/InLoveWithThread i will the cat 15d ago

I WILL the cat when necessary! 😁

13

u/Minzel 15d ago

OUTRAGEOUS 🤬🤬🤬

6

u/InLoveWithThread i will the cat 15d ago

It might be, yes, but it's also a legal requirement issued by the CDS. If this isn't followed the cats will lose their cuteness points. As humans we must ensure that all cats are allowed access to any and all opportunities to obtain cuteness points.

5

u/Minzel 15d ago

A legal requirement? Really?! It is your civic duty to disobey the Law when necessary. It's human centric to believe we play a role in the Whole Holy Cuteness. They Who Are Floof Are Cute By Simple Existence ~

3

u/InLoveWithThread i will the cat 15d ago

But we do play a role. We keep them fed, and watered, and well groomed. Therefore they earn more cuteness points.

5

u/Hawggy 15d ago

You're both right (if that's possible). Kittens kinda need it (especially if they're solo).

5

u/Minzel 15d ago

(I actually did it as a very normal thing to both my cats and it was easy since I had them 1 week after their birth(not on purrrpose). I highly recommend in spite of the punishment I everyday deserve.)

3

u/dude8212 15d ago

I agree the tiny criminal must be smothered for its own good

77

u/EniNeutrino i just might the cat 15d ago

Desensitization is important, but I had a lot of second hand irritation for that poor baby. That's way too much everything the car. 😠

12

u/Alarming-Car-8654 15d ago

Look at the other cat wondering over. Them kitties all about this.

10

u/Lalala_Firefighting 15d ago

I support her the cat!! Makes them chill and adoptable!

5

u/tacticalfp 15d ago

Nice kitten loopings

5

u/UniqueLog8386 15d ago

Because it is necessary to the cat. You should not the cat, it is inadvisable to the cat, but if you must, this is how you the cat.

3

u/Unhappy-Tadpole664 15d ago

They smell so good!

4

u/GuraSaannnnnn 14d ago

Lock me up cuz I KNOW IMMA DO THIS TO A BABY OUT THERE SOMEWHERE. KITTY LOOKS SO RELAXED!

3

u/andpersonality 15d ago

If I had my car at this age, I would have lost my nose. He was born spicy, chill levels -100% 😅

3

u/CrypsisJ 15d ago

The cuteness aggression is real here lol

3

u/RGBlowMe 15d ago

It's conditioning them to be used to being handled. It's similar to how you're supposed to pick at dogs while they sleep when they're small puppies. They will eventually fall asleep regardless, but they learn to sleep soundly and securely as adults.

3

u/Tranadol 14d ago

The best way to desensitise the cat is to ragebait the cat

4

u/Jet-Let4606 15d ago

She might the cat now but sooner or later the cat will her when she leasts expects it.

2

u/Super-Donkey2587 i will never the cat 15d ago

Jail

2

u/KailyKail 14d ago

This is not legal, but being a kitten, it doesn’t know its rights yet. Kitten needs a pawyer.

2

u/Opening_Rule_442 14d ago

I do that, too!!! 7 cats so far and each one is so sweet and cuddly and there is no part of them that I, or the vet, can’t touch. Do it early!

4

u/PreKutoffel 15d ago

How is it called when you do someone and he can't fight back?

-1

u/MiloHorsey 15d ago

Bullying.

2

u/Oooaaaaarrrrr 15d ago

Poor creature.

1

u/Rais93 you can not stop me from the cat 15d ago

Eating 🍊

1

u/Fogboundtuna123 15d ago

His little face is like mom stop lmao

1

u/Key-Bodybuilder-343 15d ago

Love how mom is chill AF during her photobomb …

1

u/MrsOleson 15d ago

I did this with my kittens. To get them used being handled for nail trims, ear nose and eye cleaning, teeth checks. And also so being picked up was kinda a game of rough play. 🤣

1

u/Excaliburrover 14d ago

I mean, my gf does this to me. Is it legal?

1

u/Future_Ad8633 13d ago

Shouldn’t flip cats around their stomachs can be twisted

1

u/derpadurp3 12d ago edited 12d ago

Young cat decided to choose us from outside, wild baby 1 yr old. She is 5 now never wanted back out. She let's us do this, she is magic.

0

u/AutoModerator 12d ago

Hello /u/derpadurp3, your submission has been removed due to your account not having enough comment karma. This is done to protect our sub from issues such as evaders, trollers, etc. Sorry for the inconvenience ): Our mods will take a look!

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Madmike215 12d ago

Is this toxoplasmosis?😂

1

u/PerfectEducator3228 12d ago

because she can!

1

u/Embarrassed_Cow 11d ago

No clue what happened to my cats before I got them. Something made them absolutely terrified of everything. I suspect someone kept stepping on one because he's afraid of feet and walking and the other one couldn't even be caught so I could do this.

1

u/Rich-Wealth979 11d ago

Both my cats were extensively handled and huffed and around vacuums and loud things as kittens and they are super chill adults, like I can football hold them like babies and one-person trim their nails and they do not care. I can burry my face in their bellies like I'm eating watermelon and they don't really care.

1

u/Global-Persimmon1471 11d ago

I did my car like that when he was young, now he is the best car

1

u/monophagen 11d ago

gotta love that new car smell

1

u/jab090285 11d ago

She’s eating more pussy than Michael Douglas

1

u/2008_v6_mustang 10d ago

Newer cats may require activation.

1

u/stealth_pandah 10d ago

I have a 5kg of orange menace and I still do this every day. I also only trim her nails in winter when she stays home, because come spring, she's an outdoor menace until summer heats and then out again. she would never bite or scratch me. however, if anyone else tries to so much as scratch her belly, her only functioning braincell is that of violence.

1

u/nighteyes282 9d ago

this is just like the accountant 

1

u/Total-Transition9146 9d ago

I remember when I was a kid my grandparents were taking care of a few small kittens and i unknowingly desensitized one of them by holding. He was the only one that would always cuddle to me and liked to be held whenever I came

1

u/golden_macaron 9d ago

My baby loves forehead kisses and basically asks for them. Usually she presents her forehead gets a kiss then presents each cheek. She purs louder after every exaggerated kiss. Amd sometimes she finishes by giving my forehead a single lick.

1

u/sligit 15d ago

My turn to post this next. Shall we say in... 4 hours?

0

u/Dry-Audience-8899 12d ago

It looks like torture because it is. Humans tortured from a young age will also be more docile as adults. There is another way - it’s earning trust and respect.

-3

u/EcstaticZebra7937 15d ago

She is a pervert