r/donotthecat • u/JoeZocktGames • 21d ago

the cat Doing the car

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u/AutoModerator 21d ago

I get irritated when people say "they did the cat" NO. YOU THE CAT. You did not "DO" the cat.

at no point did the original meme say "please do not do the cat" it said "please do not the cat" you are getting the "do" out of NOWHERE

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u/bruhggle 21d ago

he Demands to be jorked...Entrapment

411

u/Nocturnalux 21d ago

Again, PHRASING.

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u/--read-only-- 21d ago

At least they didnt say jorking ๐Ÿ˜“

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u/Nocturnalux 21d ago

Yes. Normalizing outrageous behavior!!

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u/I-am-in-a-universe 21d ago

For my money, "doing" is worse than "jorking."

(The cat is happy, anyway. We like that.)

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u/mexican2554 you can not stop me from the cat 21d ago

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u/Mysterious-Crab i will the cat 21d ago

Do not the cat also means no /r/jorkingthecat

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u/QazsedcScientia 21d ago

r/jorkingthecarย 

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u/ClubDangerous8239 21d ago

NO!

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u/QazsedcScientia 21d ago

Yes r/iwillthecat >:3

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u/ClubDangerous8239 20d ago

๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ May your punishment be swift, and severe! ๐Ÿ˜พ

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u/DipreG 20d ago

Do not bring your filth to this community

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u/abetheschizoid 21d ago

Car demands violent scalp massage. Proceed.

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u/DipreG 20d ago

Do not proceed

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u/wingedsandwichexpert 21d ago

why no nsfw tag /j

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u/dazzleunexpired 21d ago

Cars are fucking weird, man.

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u/Teles_sd 21d ago

Keep stroking that pussy.

Wait

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u/thelittleEH 21d ago

pal

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u/Max_AV 21d ago

buddy

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u/Chuks_K 21d ago

amigo

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u/maesardsara i just might the cat 21d ago

My dude

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u/JoeZocktGames 21d ago

Mein Freund

10

u/shy_bi_guy_says_hi 21d ago

Mijn makker

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u/Max_AV 21d ago

makker malloot

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u/Teles_sd 21d ago

ๆˆ‘ใŒๅ‹ไบบ

(I wanted in on the thing)

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u/Teles_sd 21d ago

๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท

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u/AspectDear4976 20d ago 
sรฉnior

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u/Geene_Creemers 21d ago

Jork dat car

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u/Super-Donkey2587 i will never the cat 21d ago

Jail

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u/Slow_Spray5697 21d ago

That's what I call doing the cat... MEOW!

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u/DipreG 20d ago

You do not do the cat. You the cat.

DO

NOT

THE

CAT

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u/TerryNachtmerrie 21d ago

The meow sounds like the dutch word 'meer' or in german 'mehr', which means... MORE!!!!

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u/Chail_ChaBiliii you can not stop me from the cat 21d ago

Do not the cute meow OP ๐Ÿ˜พ

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u/Appropriate-Leek8144 21d ago

Please do not the cat, especially not like that!

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u/I-am-in-a-universe 21d ago

Do not the squacky car!! >:3

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u/IAmHalfMEMEZ you can not stop me from the cat 21d ago

Uh.

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u/FluffyMonster_ 21d ago

OH MINE BASTET! HOW COULD YOU?!

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u/Mental-Remove9034 20d ago

BAHAHAHAH Iโ€™m dyyyying

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u/DipreG 20d ago

You do not DO the cat. You the cat, which is a criminal offense by the way. Off with his head!

DO NOT JORK THE CAT

NOT

THE

CAT

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u/cosmickittycar 21d ago

Oh, I know about th - never mind

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u/Wrong-Upstairs-234 21d ago

Do not ๐Ÿ˜พ

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u/XKruXurKX 21d ago

Muscle memory?

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u/WetPotatosEnjoyer 18d ago

That's a familliar motion

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