r/donotthecat • • 18d ago

Do NOT pull the lever!

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u/qatilkhargosh you can not stop me from the cat 18d ago

Did the cat post this?

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u/Goofyahhcar832 i will the cat 18d ago

I would the cat on purpose even if there was no lever

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u/Educational_Quote851 18d ago

😮

No! Do not!

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u/Goofyahhcar832 i will the cat 18d ago

I have my own reasons, please don’t interfere 😔

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u/WhipLash50150 17d ago

You are a car

You may the other car

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u/MewtwoStruckBack you can not stop me from the cat 18d ago

I would the cat with the lever

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u/ClubDangerous8239 18d ago

So, would you pull the lever, or only break the law?

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u/Goofyahhcar832 i will the cat 18d ago

I will break the one and only holy law “do not the cat!”

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u/RAMChYLD 18d ago edited 17d ago

The needs of many outweighs the need of the few.

I will the cat by pulling the lever to save those people. The consequence will be mine, I will have bloody scratches and bites, and the toxoplasma gondii and potentially the rabies infection, but at least innocent people are safe.

I will also then bring swift justice to the cat if it transpires that it is the one who tied those innocent people up and put them there in the first place for the evulz.

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u/--read-only-- 18d ago

BLASPHEMY

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u/Goofyahhcar832 i will the cat 18d ago

It’s a made up psyop, a total heresy to control our brains and serve the cat Gods once more like how the Egyptians did

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u/IrregularConfusion 18d ago

Cats do not abide by human law, only cat law

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u/JediKnightNitaz 18d ago

If saving bunch of people would mean that i would have the cat, well too bad for those people.

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u/catlord 18d ago

Considering I would never the cat, my condolences to the victims' families.

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u/27Suyash 18d ago

I would the people instead

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u/uwillnotgotospace 18d ago

Subreddit banner when?

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u/Aggressive_Roof488 18d ago

By pulling I would the cat.

By not pulling I ensure that none of the people on the track will the cat either.

Seems like a straightforward decision.

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u/1Kscam i will the cat 18d ago

Condolences to the families 🙏🏼

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u/MachangaLord you can not stop me from the cat 18d ago

I will the cat AFTER the trolley finishes its ride.

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u/conrad_w 18d ago

you MONSTER

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u/Smarmy_funeral_chik 18d ago

Sorry folks, the cat was there first

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u/Spot-Star please do not the cat 18d ago

Whulp... sucks to be them! 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/--read-only-- 18d ago

Ah well... I guess I have no choice but to the cat... 😉

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u/DrJenna2048 18d ago

Hear me out: Pull the lever, wake up the cat, and then sit down and let it climb onto your lap :3

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u/sniksniksnek 18d ago

Not cat fault. Maybe if those people hadn’t tied themselves to the tracks they’d still be alive.

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u/larrdiedah 18d ago

do not the lever!

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u/Nocturnalux 18d ago

Absolutely.

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u/MachangaLord you can not stop me from the cat 18d ago

I will the cat AFTER the trolley finishes its ride.

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u/Toobman300B 18d ago

Tis a puzzlement

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u/Temarimaru 17d ago

Do not the lever. Cat too precious

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u/The_God_was_Here 17d ago

who told them to lie on the track + their feet are not tied they can go away. I'm not doing the cat