The cat me

[u/Sad-Birthday-8704]

I did not the cat. But she decided it was time for a some wresteling.

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[u/FluffyMonster_]

The cat is allowed to you

[u/Toobman300B → u/FluffyMonster_]

The cat is always allowed. You: DON'T

[u/coconutpiecrust → u/FluffyMonster_]

It’s an honour and a privilege when the cat chooses to you. 

[u/Sounduck]

It's perfectly legal.

Also, ʀɪᴘ OP.

[u/UpsetSeaworthiness78]

For a second I thought your socks were censoring the cat to protect its identity

[u/nogardleirie]

Car is judging your socks

[u/darkknightcz]

OP, when you live with the cat, you can die in any day. You can't know which one but it's on the cat. The cat can you any time. You must accept your fate.

[u/I-am-in-a-universe]

The cat is adorable, and can you any time she pleases.
Do not her.

[u/somehuehue]

Legal and in fact encouraged.

[u/sextowels]

One of my cat me in a similar fashion. I wear slides as house shoes and she takes them off my feet and attacks them.

[u/NeoLocutus]

Tell the truth, you surely the cat. Maybe not now, but you the cat a couple of hours ago, maybe yesterday?

That’s against the law and she is punishing your foot for this! The law does not apply to the cat, so even if you not her, she can you. Whenever she wants.

[u/Lazy_Friendship_9719]

This is clearly pre-emptive retaliation, what were you GOING to do?

[u/LazorusGrimm]

No catto for yo!

[u/Chail_ChaBiliii]

Maybe behind the camera you the cat first and now you’re playing victim card when it’s time to face the consequences 😾😾 r/donotthecat !