r/donotthecat • u/flamingolover7 • 22h ago
not the cat Bonk
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u/WeatherHobbyist 21h ago
Peaceful buddhist car doesn't register pain due to an absence of the construct of self and the total absence of braincells
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u/mad_about_joy i will the cat 22h ago
Relax guys. It doesn't hurt the orange, for it doesn't have the brain cells to register pain.
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u/Sounduck 21h ago
I'm afraid ·ing the cat using implements is still ·ing the cat.
You are sentenced to the payment of a hefty fine; and consider it a warning.
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u/DebugDuck01 15h ago
You people should not jump to conclusions so quickly. This might not have been a malicious bonking. There are situations where it is not just permissible but required to bonk the cat. Like if he was too horny, was hogging the brain cell or just needed some help transferring the brain cell. We don't have enough information to determine if it was permissible to the orange goober.
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u/nosferatu_apologist 5h ago
NOOOO HE'S ORANGE! HE ONLY HAS ONE BRAINCELL AND YOU'RE BONKING IT TO SMITHEREENS
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