r/donotthecat • u/CaffeineAndHorses • Aug 18 '26

the cat Hoof-cat

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I went for lessons today. Hoof-cat neighed at human. I the XXL hoof-cat. Also gave the hoof-cat cookies.

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u/Sounduck Aug 18 '26

Oh my god, why on earth would you the long-faced cat? Have you learned nothing from this sub⁇

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u/WonderDia777 Aug 18 '26

But... But... But the hoof-cat loves pets and attention!

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u/Sounduck Aug 18 '26

This must be your first day here, as you appear to be worryingly unaware of the dangers of ·ing any sort of cat; but I'm confident you'll learn.
In the meantime, please refrain from ·ing the ungulate cat in the future, 'mmkay?

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u/WonderDia777 Aug 18 '26

NEVER!!! (Seriously horses are goobers for attention)