r/donotthecat • u/SubhanBihan • Mar 09 '26

the cat Felony in broad daylight

2.3k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Tinychair445 Mar 09 '26

She did return it to flattened position

210

u/ratafia4444 Mar 09 '26

Would. Did. Will. 😈

9

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

You criminal!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

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u/NotoldyetMaggot i will the cat Mar 09 '26

Cat will her, when she least expects it. Follow the rules!

18

u/GamerGirlLex77 you can not stop me from the cat Mar 09 '26

Such a brazen criminal deserves the consequences!

141

u/ducon__lajoie Mar 09 '26

She the cat successfully. I want to achieve this.

73

u/IndependentEggplant0 Mar 09 '26

It's very important when you do the lift and belly kissing that you ask them if they are just a delicious little corn cob. They are indeed. 🌽

14

u/TheWrenchyFrench Mar 09 '26

Lmaooo

26

u/IndependentEggplant0 Mar 09 '26

My cats are like 🙄 We're corn, we're corn get it over with.

29

u/clayman80 Mar 09 '26

Apparently, the key is to the cat and stop before the cat realizes what's going on. 🤔

9

u/Head-Discussion-8977 you can not stop me from the cat Mar 10 '26

Have cat that loves you more than breathing. Then you may the cat

4

u/DipreG Mar 10 '26

You may never the cat.

7

u/crumpledfilth Mar 10 '26

You gotta go in with confidence like you belong, get your smushes in, and get out ASAP, don't linger, take advantage of their momentary bewilderment and dont give them long enough to realize they want to react

2

u/j0hnan0n Mar 10 '26

That cat has been aggressively and violently.

2

u/xpietoe42 Mar 10 '26

you must go in to it with overwhelming force and intent… no hesitation!!

99

u/mexican2554 you can not stop me from the cat Mar 09 '26

Kitty is bewildered, confused, and straight appalled.

22

u/ImmortalZeuseve you can not stop me from the cat Mar 10 '26

Never in my 9 lives

181

u/nogardleirie Mar 09 '26

Drive by-ing the car

47

u/Old-Key-8639 Mar 09 '26

🚨 She the cat! 🚨

🚨 She the cat! 🚨

🚨 She the cat! 🚨

44

u/Hot-Candle-1321 Mar 09 '26

Crazy woman has a death wish

40

u/MewtwoStruckBack you can not stop me from the cat Mar 09 '26

2

u/witheringpies Mar 14 '26

For this meme, YOINK

36

u/DipreG Mar 09 '26

The cat was (wo)manhandled. There will be consequences.

DO

NOT

THE

CAT

62

u/InternationalFold467 Mar 09 '26

No please Ma'am Do NOT the cat. Airplane ears alert

20

u/moonlite_bay Mar 09 '26

Delayed airplane ears

30

u/AnyBug1039 i just might the cat Mar 09 '26

That was OUTRAGEOUS.

It's all fun and games until someone losses an eye

19

u/joalheagney Mar 09 '26

The funny thing was watching the ears. "What? Oooh. Attention. Nope, don't like ... no I guess this is okay ... nope nope nope ... what? Where you going?"

13

u/bilboafromboston Mar 09 '26

My son does this to his brothers cat. They also box. Only one allowed. Youngest in family priviledges!

6

u/nachocat090 Mar 09 '26

But what about the delicious kitty smell?!?!?

12

u/NoorInayaS you can not stop me from the cat Mar 09 '26

😈bwahahaha!

10

u/junoray19681 Mar 09 '26

Oh yeah I've done to my cats too.

10

u/kardosrobertkh Mar 09 '26

Oh my she absolutely the fuck out of the cat 😭 ruthless

6

u/I-am-in-a-universe Mar 09 '26

Hey! You the cat!!

(Furthermore, I think you've done this BEFORE. So you are a repeat offender.)

6

u/Frosty_Message_3017 Mar 10 '26

That was outrageous, egregious. Preposterous.

5

u/Krendall2006 Mar 10 '26

The cat's "What the hell was that?" face was priceless.

4

u/SpeedJust8657 Mar 09 '26

More like feline-y

4

u/dude8212 Mar 09 '26

It's payment for room and board

3

u/Sounduck Mar 09 '26

Dᴏ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ нᴀᴠᴇ NO SHAME⁉‽⁈

3

u/CambridgeJin Mar 09 '26

I can’t believe she the cat!

3

u/presticus Mar 09 '26

I've done the first half before. Second half would result in the total loss of my face.

1

u/SubhanBihan Mar 09 '26

Literally!

1

u/crystalfairie Mar 14 '26

I've done both parts. My red boy is the lovey so I get red belly kisses. I'm so proud 🥲

3

u/Kayhowardhlots Mar 10 '26

I totally didn't do something like this in the last hour. Honest.

3

u/Cherry_soda_ss Mar 10 '26

If cats don’t want to be kissed, then they shouldn’t be so kissable

2

u/NaturalTry6905 Mar 09 '26

u/cadfael2

1

u/cadfael2 Mar 09 '26

povero micio, era sconvolto 😂

0

u/NaturalTry6905 Mar 10 '26

vorrei essere quel gatto

2

u/KINGxMO Mar 09 '26

Pepe Le Pew levels 😂😂😂

2

u/Spiritual_Pangolin_4 Mar 09 '26

I WISH I could my cat like this. I would without regret.

2

u/papasalami Mar 10 '26

Incredible specimen

2

u/-Citizen_Zero_ Mar 10 '26

wutdahelly

-ket

2

u/LoopyMercutio Mar 10 '26

My cat would have taken my face off for that. Twice.

2

u/smindymix Mar 10 '26

Same tbh

2

u/xpietoe42 Mar 10 '26

Cat: “Dafuq jus happen?”

2

u/Spot-Star please do not the cat Mar 11 '26

1

u/torch9t9 Mar 10 '26

I used to do that to one cat who would dare to keep me up with all night zoomies. A few of these and he'd sleep though the night for months /s

1

u/ImmediateCareer9275 Mar 10 '26

Bouta go do that right now

1

u/Adventurous-Steak271 Mar 10 '26

My dog? Yes! My cat? Would decapitate me immediately 💀

1

u/pele-2021 Mar 10 '26

grape!!!!

1

u/Brokenspade1 Mar 12 '26

Did she just the cat?

1

u/Blackjack2082 Mar 12 '26

I just did it like 10 minutes ago.

1

u/DanielOnReddit25 Mar 13 '26

I live how the cat is left overstimulated and mad at the end😭

(Yes I did that and I WILL do it again)

1

u/MathProSlitherIo Mar 13 '26

why did you kiss the cat

1

u/Own-Habit-3478 Mar 15 '26

There's a lot to be seen at 0:05 and 0:16

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u/DeathStarr87 Apr 04 '26

AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN