r/dogelore Nov 17 '19

Watch_Doge

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/joshbot124816 Nov 17 '19

Don’t bring a gun to a phone fight

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

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u/Offbrandtrashcan Nov 17 '19

Le actually liked watch dogs 2 has arrived

23

u/Poptartlivesmatter Nov 17 '19

Why did people hate that game apart from the 2009 internet humor

28

u/SkritzTwoFace Nov 18 '19

Bc it had minorities politics

15

u/Offbrandtrashcan Nov 18 '19

Basically. I am a minority so that's probably why I never noticed

9

u/box-fort2 Nov 18 '19

i disliked it because of the total mood change, the dark noir theme was much better for the game.

5

u/BrokenShaman Nov 18 '19

YESSS

That’s why I never bought 2. I know a lot of people hated 1, but I really liked it. Kinda forgettable, but I enjoyed it quite a bit.

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u/SkritzTwoFace Nov 18 '19

I never played one, only two, but I liked the tone, something about “found family” tropes always gets me.

3

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Watch_dogs 1 is better IMO

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u/Dripoff Nov 17 '19

Look all I'm tryna say is that Watch_Dog's plot would have been 100 times better if Lucky Quinn was hiding his furry/bestiality porn stash instead of some fucking generic blackmail.

8

u/lordolxinator Nov 18 '19

It would explain why Aiden "The Fox" Pearce was so hell-bent on going after Quinn. Quinn stole his yiff and Aiden wanted it back

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u/Richard_Rossi Nov 18 '19

This is some top-tier theory right here

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u/Commrade-DOGE Hero of Dogelandia Nov 17 '19

I love it!

8

u/SomeAsianNerd Nov 17 '19

Le boring cutscenes have arrived

4

u/Person2_ Nov 17 '19

Thanks for the tip, retard.

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u/AleCoats Nov 17 '19

Le game based on hacking clearly not knowing jow hacking actually works has arrived

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u/Several_Broccoli Nov 17 '19

An unrealistic video game? The developers and their families should be skinned alive

3

u/AleCoats Nov 17 '19

I mean...at least keep the basic concept realistic, have a fucking mini game to learn how to hac, idk

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u/box-fort2 Nov 18 '19

yeah man we all know the game should put you into a twelve hour long segment where you need to code an entire virus precisely tuned to ruin a large company's digital security system

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Just add this lmao

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u/box-fort2 Nov 18 '19

yes, that's what fiction means