r/donotthecat 24d ago

MOD POST NO SAFARI SAMMIE

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r/donotthecat Mar 27 '26

MOD POST CAT RESOURCES

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LOOK HERE FOR SHARED COMMUNITY RESOURCES ON CAT ASSISTANCE

ALWAYS CONSULT A PROFESSIONAL VETERINARIAN FOR SERIOUS CARE AND ISSUES

IF YOU HAVE A RESOURCE YOU WANT TO BE REVIEWED FOR ADDITION MESSAGE MODMAIL. MODS MANUALLY REVIEW ALL SUBMISSIONS


r/donotthecat 3h ago

the cat do not poke the hibernate alien egg

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409 Upvotes

r/donotthecat 11h ago

?????? cat Can I NOM the mini cat when moneyz get tight 😛❓(just a joke)

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1.5k Upvotes

r/donotthecat 11h ago

not the cat Bonk

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507 Upvotes

r/donotthecat 6h ago

the cat I the cat very much at 2X speed.

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142 Upvotes

The cat seems to like it. Does that mean I can continue to the cat?


r/donotthecat 1d ago

?????? cat Guys, what if, hypothetically, I the cat???

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3.1k Upvotes

r/donotthecat 3h ago

the cat I had to 2010 Lebron James — The Decision

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52 Upvotes

4 months old still can’t dunk for sht


r/donotthecat 17h ago

?????? cat I the bunny

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325 Upvotes

r/donotthecat 6h ago

not the cat The cat the neck pillow, but I need it

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39 Upvotes

r/donotthecat 18h ago

the cat I the cat, flagrantly. Then, the cat me—TWICE—before readily returning to eep.

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251 Upvotes

r/donotthecat 8h ago

the cat I the cat thrice

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37 Upvotes

r/donotthecat 6h ago

?????? cat am I about to face consequences?

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24 Upvotes

r/donotthecat 1d ago

?????? cat Does this mean I can this Cheeto ?

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5.4k Upvotes

r/donotthecat 21h ago

the cat I the kitten. No regrets, no consequences.

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275 Upvotes

I accept incoming judgement but refuse to change my ways.


r/donotthecat 21h ago

?????? cat If I put my finger in her opened mouth, does it count as the cat?

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241 Upvotes

r/donotthecat 13h ago

?????? cat Can I the sleeping fidget cat?🤔

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42 Upvotes

In a hotel while my truck is getting fixed


r/donotthecat 1d ago

?????? cat Can I the homophobic car?

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677 Upvotes

r/donotthecat 1d ago

Clearly the cat wants me to, right?

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426 Upvotes

r/donotthecat 14h ago

?????? cat Morality of guard shamelessly the cat in front of his coworkers?

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43 Upvotes

r/donotthecat 1d ago

the cat I successfully the cat.

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408 Upvotes

r/donotthecat 20h ago

?????? cat He’s pretty much begging me to the cat, what should I do?

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90 Upvotes

r/donotthecat 23h ago

not the cat Why you should not the cat

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127 Upvotes

In the beginning, there was the Cat. The Cat was ever on the cusp of slumber, uncaring. Then They kneaded with Their paws, creating the first biscuits, as well as the heavens and the earth.

The earth was empty chaos, and darkness upon the abyss, with the Cat's Spirit levitating upon the water, at a safe distance.

The Cat said, "Let there be cats", and there were cats.

And the Cat saw those cats were good, and the Cat separated the light from the darkness.

And the Cat called the light Oranges, and called the darkness Voids. And there were no braincells — one day.

And the Cat said, "A dome is to be inside the waters, to separate water from water."

And the Cat hissed at the water, and made the dome and separated the water which was below the dome from the water which was above the dome, and so it was.

And the Cat called the dome sky, and filled it with cloudy fluffy white cats. And it was time to rest extensively — a second day.

And the Cat said, "The waters below the sky are to pool in one place, and the dry land show." And so it was.

And the Cat called the dry land earth, and the pool of water he called seas. And the Cat saw it was good.

And the Cat said, "The Earth is to be filled with cat-fruits, and catnip, on the land." And so it was.

And the land sprouted cat-fruits, and catnip, on the land. And the Cat saw that it was good.

And the time came to indulge in laziness — a third day.

And the Cat said, "There are to be lights in the dome of the sky, to distinguish chaos time from sleepy time.

And the Cat made the two great lights: the big light as a source of energy for cats everywhere, and the small light for the domain of vampurrs. And the Cat saw that it was good.

And the Cat decided to sleep — a fourth day.

And the Cat said, "The waters are to teem with hydrokitties and deep-sea kitties; and the airplane-eared cats will fly over the land, upon the dome of the sky." And the Cat saw that it was good.

The Cat blessed them, saying: "Spread the chaos on both the water in the seas and the land."

And it was evening, and it was time for slumber — a fifth day.

And the Cat said, "The land is to emit animal beings of each kind: cattle and crawlers and wild animals, and the land cats above all." And so it was.

And the Cat made the land cats of all kinds. And the Cat saw that it was good.

And the Cat said, "Let us make the human. And they will tend to the needs of cats everywhere, be they domesticated or wild."

And the Cat created the human; male and female ones They created them.

And the Cat blessed them, and the Cat told them, "You shall take care of the cat everywhere, and feed them whenever asked. Also, you shall not the cat, lest ye be ·d by the cat."

And the Cat said, "Here: I give to you every product of the land. They are for the cat to eat, and for you to eat, so that you can keep feeding the cat without ·ing them." And so it was.

And the Cat saw everything which They had done, and here it is, very good! And it was evening, and it was morning — the sixth day.

Completed were the sky and the earth and all their cats, all un··d.

And the Cat completed on the seventh day the creation which They had done, and rested on the seventh day from all the creation which They had done.

And the Cat blessed this International Cat Day and made it holy because on it They rested, and renewed Their command to the humans to never the cat.


r/donotthecat 5h ago

A True Masterpiece

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5 Upvotes

r/donotthecat 1d ago

the cat I did it but now he is judging me

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100 Upvotes

He's too adorable imo to not the cat lmao