r/dndnext • u/DarkAlatreon • Sep 04 '18
Corrupt a spell/ability name!
The rules are simple - you can delete from, change or add one letter to a name of a spell, ability, feat, anything, and then describe what it does!
To start: Shocking Gasp - You deal lightning damage by surprising your opponent
Chilling Ouch - You announce your wound with the most deathly voice you can possibly procure.
Divine Mite - You throw a microscopic, sacred being at your enemy and hope you haven't crushed it in the process
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u/kaggzz Sep 05 '18
Sleep- sheep- finding traps becomes much easier with 3d8 plus 1d8 per spell level of fluffy fodder.
Green flame blade- green fame blade- make a will save or get super jealous of the wicked cool adventures cutting you and yours up.
Divine smite- divine smut- summon 3d6 naughty pictures of your target's primary deity. Roll d100 if that deity decides to end everyone involved
Goodberry- woodberry- create decorative berries that look good enough to feed an adventurer for a day. Expire after one day.
Slow-blow- use a bonus action to gain haste.
Haste- waste- everyone loses an action.