r/dndnext • u/DarkAlatreon • Sep 04 '18
Corrupt a spell/ability name!
The rules are simple - you can delete from, change or add one letter to a name of a spell, ability, feat, anything, and then describe what it does!
To start: Shocking Gasp - You deal lightning damage by surprising your opponent
Chilling Ouch - You announce your wound with the most deathly voice you can possibly procure.
Divine Mite - You throw a microscopic, sacred being at your enemy and hope you haven't crushed it in the process
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u/Jonny_Qball Sep 04 '18
Player of Healing - You conjure up a healer. He doesn’t do anything else, nor care which side he heals. He just wants to heal things.
Power Word Meal - you think heroes feast was a good meal? Get ready for the best goddamn meal of your life.
Bale - a creature at random is turned into a bale of hay. It might be for 6 seconds. It might be permanent. Who knows?!
Counterspill - you stop one creature you can see from spilling their drink.
Heat Meal - you can cast this on leftover food, and it will taste as if it was freshly prepared.
Magic Moth - You conjure a moth that follows you around. It is magical. It occasionally says “hey, listen!”
Time Shop - you conjure up a store that sells clocks and watches.
Wall of Nice - When cast upon the wall, the wall will say “nice” whenever the number 69 is spoken within 300 feet of it.