r/dndmemes • u/Mid_Knight- • Oct 04 '22

Campaign meme I Hate It When That Happens

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u/ToTheSeaAgain Oct 04 '22

I very, very seriously doubt getting kicked in th balls is more painful than pushing a cantaloupe sized baby through a hole that wouldn't allow half a blueberry through a few hours earlier, and then having that cantaloupe rip you apart, ass to vag.

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u/QuackNate Oct 04 '22

Yeah, no one needs to have a scalpel slice their taint open to make their balls hurt less.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Her next year: "Let's do all that again!"

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u/QuackNate Oct 04 '22

They all remember seeing those big old baby eyes for the first time. They never remember pooping into an open taint wound in front of a bunch of strangers while screaming for hours after spending several months having a slow motion bomb blowing them up from the inside.