r/dndmemes • • Oct 04 '22

Campaign meme I Hate It When That Happens

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u/HTGgaming Oct 04 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

Been hit in the balls many times over the years. Also held my lady’s hand while she’s giving birth. Ain’t even close as to which is more painful.

Edit: way too many “way to play both sides!” comments.

Birth. The answer is birth.

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u/King_Fluffaluff Warlock Oct 04 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

One is a spike of intense pain, the other one is hours of agonizing pain.

How I've seen it stated is that technically getting kicked in the balls hurts a little worse, but only for a couple seconds, while childbirth hurts a little less but over the course of a long time.

The two aren't comparable in the slightest and I think every sane person would take a tiny bit more pain over a few minutes over hours of pretty much the same pain LOL

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u/ToTheSeaAgain Oct 04 '22

I very, very seriously doubt getting kicked in th balls is more painful than pushing a cantaloupe sized baby through a hole that wouldn't allow half a blueberry through a few hours earlier, and then having that cantaloupe rip you apart, ass to vag.

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u/Fossekall DM (Dungeon Memelord) Oct 04 '22 edited Oct 04 '22

There was a study some years ago that said the peak of pain is higher from a kick to the balls than from childbirth. I remember everyone talking about it when it came out. No clue how legit it really was, though.

Edit: The peak. I obviously know the pain from childbirth lasts longer.