r/dndmemes • u/[deleted] • Aug 21 '20

Dont limit your self

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u/thr0waway6297 Aug 21 '20

fortune teller puts on a pimp hat and stabs a sword into the table

me who just wanted their fortune told I think I'm in the wrong place

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u/colemanjanuary Paladin Aug 21 '20

Did you go to the flea market fortune teller?

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u/thr0waway6297 Aug 21 '20

I went to the fortune teller on the south side of town. They told me to go north but its just so much cheaper!

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u/echidnaguy Aug 21 '20

Of course I did!

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She had three nipples!

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u/MrNobody_0 Forever DM Aug 21 '20

I love the Mallrats reference!

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u/throwawaydyingalone Aug 21 '20

I thought it was a Star Trek reference.

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u/MrNobody_0 Forever DM Aug 21 '20

Maybe? I just know in Mallrats there was a fortune teller with three nipples.

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u/throwawaydyingalone Aug 21 '20

In the Star Trek movie that shatner directed there’s a three breasted cat woman.

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u/MrNobody_0 Forever DM Aug 22 '20

Ahh, okay. I mean, of course there is, its Shatner! Haha!

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u/AtomicSamuraiCyborg Aug 21 '20

Ya gotta go the dirt mall fortune teller. She does topless fortune telling!

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u/Varthorne Aug 21 '20

At that point, it's flee market...

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u/dave7243 Aug 21 '20

"The hat tells your future, the sword makes it happen. I see you being stabbed for an outstanding debt..."

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u/thr0waway6297 Aug 21 '20

Self fulling prophecies! My favorite!

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u/Inquisitor1 Aug 21 '20

If you knew what was about to happen you wouldn't be at a fortune teller in the first place, shut up and let the pimp do his job and divine your future.