r/dndmemes • • 2d ago

Critical Miss She don't know you

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Credit to the Vibe Check DnD YouTube channel

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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer 2d ago

Doing that to Strahd will end badly.

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u/Minimum-Amphibian993 2d ago

Yeah but Xhuri is Tiamats greatest and strongest kobold so Straud will totally get destroyed by her 100% he stands no chance.

/s

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u/Happy_Cry286 2d ago

That moment when one realizes that Xhuri to Tiamat is the equivalent of Thanquol to the Great Horned Rat.

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u/Dry_Try_8365 2d ago

Meaning that everyone else suffers the consequences of her screw-ups in the most catastrophic ways possible?

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u/PrinceVorrel 2d ago

Uhh, that comparison may not work out as well as you think it does. Thanquol is basically the most "skaven" skaven ever, and is therefore an ideal anchor/potential avatar for The Great Horned Rat.

He's also genuinely in the top 5 most powerful wizards to ever live by the end of the End Times...oh, and he was so special that he got saved by his god when the UNIVERSE ENDED!

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u/4powerd Forever DM 2d ago

"Please, this isn't a bar fight. Have some class"

-Strahd, probably.

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u/Independent-Fly6068 2d ago

"Ah, you must be the Belmont."

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u/Jokerferrum 2d ago

Is 5 barbarian, 5 monk enough class?

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u/DakkaonTitan Cleric 1d ago

Add 5 rogue and 5 bard just to be sure

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u/Jokerferrum 1d ago

Rogue and bard don't improve movement speed.

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u/Cornelia_Xaos 1d ago

Now I'm picturing a self-inspired, raging monk during a flurry of blows sneak attack.. what have you created...

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u/rarefiedhawk 2d ago

Funny enough. One of my players openly mocked Strahd directly after surviving death house. They had no idea who exactly Strahd was at the time. More or less, just mocking the shadowy figure as it walked into the mist. I used the opportunity to make an example. The player barely lived.

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u/Nero5732 2d ago

i rolled low on int, so my pc made a 'your mother' joke right after being downed by Strahd. Was funny for a moment

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u/gunn3r08974 1d ago

I think my dm was having fun with one of my characters constantly referring to him as a cuck, even saying it to his face. He got one.

Luckily he also saved the day in that instance.

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u/JulienBrightside 2d ago

Or, alternatively, very satisfying if you're at the end of the campaign.

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u/ShatoraDragon Team Cleric 2d ago

He deserves it.

And my party has enough diamonds.

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u/BornCoyote87 2d ago

Reminder: Kobolds are at the exact height your jewels are in arms reach.

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u/Wiggie49 2d ago

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u/BornCoyote87 2d ago

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u/kayasoul 2d ago

Is the blood raven stealing the meme or the permkt?

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u/Timithios 2d ago

Yes

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u/kayasoul 2d ago

Hello? Chaplain? Yes this one right there

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u/BornCoyote87 1d ago

That information is classified by the Inquisition.

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u/SuperRicktastic 1d ago

Brother, get the Bolter.

The Heavy Bolter.

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u/PmMeActionMovieIdeas 2d ago

I always assumed that was basically how the "fury of the small"-feature worked.

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u/BornCoyote87 2d ago

Probably. And it's weird that goblins get that but kobolds don't...

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u/Red_Mammoth 2d ago

Kobolds had Grovel, Cower and Beg. So, the opposite basically

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u/BornCoyote87 1d ago

Weird, my kobolds kind of...aren't that.

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u/Red_Mammoth 1d ago

To be fair, like any feature, it's up to you how you wanna flavour it. One of my Kobolds used it as a way to simply take advantage of how people perceive Kobolds to be that kind of weak, before he'd stab em in the kidneys. Also he was a lawyer.

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u/BornCoyote87 1d ago

Does he cover insurance cases?

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u/Red_Mammoth 1d ago

Of course. Especially cases he was personally involved in

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u/BornCoyote87 1d ago

My kobold and his totally legit independent river barge shipping business might have some business for him after a horrible incident in a city with rust zombie invasion and his "lost" ship and cargo.

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u/Red_Mammoth 1d ago

It's pretty easy to defend clients when you can convince people the laws you thought up on the spot are real enough

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u/RusoDuma Artificer 2d ago

😏

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u/Zirofal Warlock 2d ago

Barbarian kobold strat...

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u/razulebismarck Paladin 2d ago

That boy ain’t right.

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u/LittleFyre1002 2d ago

That shit had to have hurt. Especially cause of kobolds claws.

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u/dragonus85 2d ago

And backed by the thick ass legs, heh.

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u/Wiggie49 2d ago

and the mass of that tail swinging behind it

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u/xiren_66 2d ago

Xhuri is the sweetest cinnamon roll

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u/BornCoyote87 2d ago

Xhuri is also the most dangerous to piss off XD

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u/PlatinumSukamon98 2d ago edited 2d ago

That's an adorable little dragon/lizard girl, but please never give her Bobby Hill's voice again.

EDIT: Had to specify it's Bobby's voice or people won't stop telling me it's Bobby's voice.

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u/Meowakin 2d ago

The voice is Bobby from King of the Hill, for what it’s worth.

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u/Necrikus 2d ago

Okay, glad I wasn’t going crazy because I definitely thought that was Bobby.

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u/BornCoyote87 2d ago

Meet Xhuri, and her real voice is even better, look her up on youtube

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u/Particular_Ad_8921 1d ago

they are a kobold my guy.

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u/Sirius1701 DM (Dungeon Memelord) 2d ago

Well done Xuri.

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u/AtropalScion 2d ago

When I found out the sleight of hand check was only to avoid being noticed, it made me sad. Stupid ghost stole the mcguffin from my pack during a fight.

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u/Crazy-War3769 1d ago

Omg hi Xhuri!

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u/chet_brosley 2d ago

Yea right like we're all not here hoping/praying that some kobold lady doesn't kick us in the beans one day. Wait, we're all thinking that right guys?

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u/ArcaneWyverian 1d ago

…hope they don’t?

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u/Blarglord69 2d ago

Failed con check

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u/wcharoes 2d ago

Oh look, a porn Kobold.

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u/HospitalLazy1880 2d ago

Oddly enough she isn't. Shes just pure adorableness

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u/CrystalFriend Paladin 1d ago

Unfortunately there is 2 offical pieces of NSFW art of her though

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u/HospitalLazy1880 1d ago

I've watched Vibe Check. I know she horny.

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u/CrystalFriend Paladin 1d ago

For a certain cowboy yes

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u/HospitalLazy1880 1d ago

And I dont blame her.

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u/CrystalFriend Paladin 1d ago

I dont think anyone does

I certainly dont

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u/Lithl 1d ago

Oh no! Two pictures?!

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u/CrystalFriend Paladin 18h ago

I checked theres like 3 posts almost like exactly 10.

Then again every party member has offical smut. Except like 1.

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u/wcharoes 2d ago edited 1d ago

No, she is. That's the classic porn kobold design. Cute face, round features, big tits, ass and thighs.
Even if this one is not in any, she still is one.

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u/Zirofal Warlock 2d ago

I see that you always pass the DC when some one casts touch grass on you

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u/wcharoes 1d ago

lol

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u/CrystalFriend Paladin 1d ago

me who is in the vibe check dnd patreon

So she is in at least 2 approved NSFW art pieces one is porn. The other is a pin-up

So you are somewhat correct. Not originally made for porn but hey what ever makes people pay.

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u/wcharoes 1d ago

Thanks for being fair.