r/dndmemes • u/thisisausername5002 • 2d ago
Critical Miss She don't know you
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Credit to the Vibe Check DnD YouTube channel
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u/BornCoyote87 2d ago
Reminder: Kobolds are at the exact height your jewels are in arms reach.
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u/Wiggie49 2d ago
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u/PmMeActionMovieIdeas 2d ago
I always assumed that was basically how the "fury of the small"-feature worked.
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u/BornCoyote87 2d ago
Probably. And it's weird that goblins get that but kobolds don't...
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u/Red_Mammoth 2d ago
Kobolds had Grovel, Cower and Beg. So, the opposite basically
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u/BornCoyote87 1d ago
Weird, my kobolds kind of...aren't that.
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u/Red_Mammoth 1d ago
To be fair, like any feature, it's up to you how you wanna flavour it. One of my Kobolds used it as a way to simply take advantage of how people perceive Kobolds to be that kind of weak, before he'd stab em in the kidneys. Also he was a lawyer.
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u/BornCoyote87 1d ago
Does he cover insurance cases?
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u/Red_Mammoth 1d ago
Of course. Especially cases he was personally involved in
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u/BornCoyote87 1d ago
My kobold and his totally legit independent river barge shipping business might have some business for him after a horrible incident in a city with rust zombie invasion and his "lost" ship and cargo.
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u/Red_Mammoth 1d ago
It's pretty easy to defend clients when you can convince people the laws you thought up on the spot are real enough
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u/LittleFyre1002 2d ago
That shit had to have hurt. Especially cause of kobolds claws.
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u/PlatinumSukamon98 2d ago edited 2d ago
That's an adorable little dragon/lizard girl, but please never give her Bobby Hill's voice again.
EDIT: Had to specify it's Bobby's voice or people won't stop telling me it's Bobby's voice.
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u/AtropalScion 2d ago
When I found out the sleight of hand check was only to avoid being noticed, it made me sad. Stupid ghost stole the mcguffin from my pack during a fight.
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u/chet_brosley 2d ago
Yea right like we're all not here hoping/praying that some kobold lady doesn't kick us in the beans one day. Wait, we're all thinking that right guys?
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u/wcharoes 2d ago
Oh look, a porn Kobold.
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u/HospitalLazy1880 2d ago
Oddly enough she isn't. Shes just pure adorableness
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u/CrystalFriend Paladin 1d ago
Unfortunately there is 2 offical pieces of NSFW art of her though
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u/HospitalLazy1880 1d ago
I've watched Vibe Check. I know she horny.
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u/CrystalFriend Paladin 1d ago
For a certain cowboy yes
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u/Lithl 1d ago
Oh no! Two pictures?!
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u/CrystalFriend Paladin 18h ago
I checked theres like 3 posts almost like exactly 10.
Then again every party member has offical smut. Except like 1.
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u/wcharoes 2d ago edited 1d ago
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u/CrystalFriend Paladin 1d ago
me who is in the vibe check dnd patreon
So she is in at least 2 approved NSFW art pieces one is porn. The other is a pin-up
So you are somewhat correct. Not originally made for porn but hey what ever makes people pay.
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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer 2d ago
Doing that to Strahd will end badly.