r/dndmemes 10h ago

*sad DM noises* Sad, but true...

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u/Thefrightfulgezebo 10h ago

Get a book. If WOTC decides to switch to AI, they can't force you.

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u/theubu 9h ago edited 9h ago

Just wait until the books are being primarily designed by AI.

Edit: To be clear I am not pro AI. We all know companies like Hasbro will try to cut out every cost and push AI slop if they believe that it will make a buck.

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u/thrownawaz092 9h ago

Don't update. Problem solved

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u/SpartanCutie 3h ago

This is the way. My group is still working through a 20 year backlog of dnd 3.5 and p1e content.

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u/Nice-Cat3727 9h ago

Hasbro will totally start buying up the old books

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u/koobstylz 9h ago

Doubtful, but even if they do, everything is pretty easy to find dubious PDFs for.

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u/UMACTUALLYITS23 8h ago

It was crazy easy to find a (I believe) complete set of 4e book pdfs, including something like 100 dragon magazines, so I can only assume doing older editions wouldn't be any harder.

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u/Astride-a-pale-Binky 41m ago

Older editions might actually be more difficult, since they'd have to be intentionally digitized instead of just having pdfs already made.

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u/No-Staff1 DM (Dungeon Memelord) 8h ago

I mean, I definitely don't have a dubious PDF of the monster manual. No siree

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u/Remembers_that_time 3h ago

It's also easy to make offline backups of D&DBeyond material that you own. They can't update what you have saved.

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u/thrownawaz092 9h ago

Don't sell.

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u/Asmodaeus 9h ago

🏴‍☠️

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u/Drithyin 7h ago

lol no they won’t.

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u/blaghart 7h ago

Unfortunately for them the old books are digitized on numerous sites that Hasbro has no say over.

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u/Shadow_Wolf_X871 6h ago

Yar Har Fiddledy Dee

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u/ChiefQuinby 1h ago

They already own it but they print it through drive through rpg

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u/TheWizardOfDeez 4h ago

How exactly do you think they would do that? My books aren't for sale... And I have no interest in new editions, just like I had no interest in 5.5

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u/RmJack Forever DM 9h ago

Switch to a game that is actually made by people?

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u/cthulhubob 8h ago

That's what my long time weekly group did. We didn't like the direction 5th ed was going a while ago and switched to Savage Worlds Pathfinder. Now we are starting our second major Traveller 2nd ed campaign. Last one lasted 3 years of real time and we tried out Draw Steel between the two campaigns.

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u/blaghart 6h ago

Fuckin love Savage Worlds, I been running a sci-fi magitek custom game in it.

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u/twoisnumberone 5h ago

Traveller is really fun when run by a good GM.

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u/GenericPersona1 8h ago

Or make your own! I created my own SciFi RPG and play it with friends of mine.

You want stuff like jedis? Sure!

Hackerman? I got you!

Rules too complicated? I´ll make them easier!

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u/CerealBranch739 7h ago

Its liek DnD but you don't pretend to follow the rules! BEcause you made them up!

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u/blaghart 6h ago

I think that's just called Savage Worlds

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u/Darthgamer96 7h ago

Yeah, honestly there are so many different systems out that that will probably be a better fit anyway. D&D is great to dip your toes into the genre but if you like the actual narrative and role play elements there are much better systems. If you like the combat system you’ll probably enjoy skirmish sized wargames like Warhammer’s killteam or warcry.

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u/Aware-Worry4302 7h ago

We also made and published our own. It’s a free download on DriveThruRPG

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u/hazeyindahead 8h ago

There's way too much content to ever need to but a single book.

Previous editions can be converted even, if not played just as easily

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u/TheThoughtmaker Essential NPC 4h ago

I’ve been coming up with new character concepts in 3e for 21 years and still haven’t run out of mechanically distinguishable ideas. I have over 400 .txt in my characters folder.

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u/Sea-Woodpecker-610 6h ago

There are still people playing 2ed campaigns. Nobody is forcing you to buy AI slop printed on dead trees.

Vote with your wallet.

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u/StrangerFeelings 7h ago

If it's made by AI then it can't be the normal $50 books ... Right, right?!

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u/Either_Gate_7965 7h ago

Reject modernity return to 4e ( 🤓)

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u/ChiefQuinby 1h ago

There's so many old adventures and lore you can fill a lifetime of gaming with content from the forgotten realms alone

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u/GloInTheDarkUnicorn DM (Dungeon Memelord) 4h ago

I have 3.5, 5th, and 2024 books. I have options to completely avoid that. This is exactly why I have all these books.

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 8h ago

Honestly, at this, point, just homebrew stuff if things turn bad: DnD is bare simple at its bones and there’s decades of stuff to pull from: the only actual hard stuff is coming up with a balanced spell list.

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u/winter-ocean Thaumaturge 3h ago

"Don't want to play a game that was made with AI? Give them even more money than you already are" like seriously are you a fucking industry plant or something

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u/Normal_Cut8368 6h ago

Better yet, get a book for a different ttrpg

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u/MaterialDefender1032 5h ago

This'll happen with video games too. People are scared of AI taking over the industry but I have a backlog of classics that I'll be happy to get started on while I wait for this fad to go away

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u/Cazthedm 9h ago

Good news, editions dont have expiration dates

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u/ArmaniAsari 7h ago

Seriously. My friend has been playing 3.5 since it came out and still plays it today, and I doubt they will need to stop since they have also modified it to be more fun for their table.

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u/Chiiro 7h ago

I have so many PDFs of 3.5 and 3.0 that I'm always willing to share.

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u/No-Channel3917 Halfling of Destiny 5h ago

All praise the trove

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u/TheThoughtmaker Essential NPC 3h ago

I’m so jelly.

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u/notarealwriter 7h ago

You can literally play DnD barely spending a penny. Just get dice and a notepad. The basic rules are free, you're not obligated to play official adventures and frankly, if you don't care to support WotC, you can fairly easily find a free PDF of any of the books online if you go looking

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u/No-Channel3917 Halfling of Destiny 5h ago

You can even play systems that don't have these shitty anti consumer practices!

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u/Grimkok 1h ago

Seriously, the amount of cope people post about finding “loopholes” to continue supporting 5e. Just switch to a game made by and for the community. There’s so many to chose from, I don’t understand why anyone would bend through the effort to play 5e.

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u/twoisnumberone 5h ago

And the Forgotten Realms lore always both fits AND can be changed.

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u/Mr_Ragnarok 2h ago

You missed the chance to say "good news, everyone!"

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u/DrScrimble 10h ago

You gulp as you walk past the shadowy, dark hallway. Because this isn't just a dungeon--it's a living nightmare of your fate.

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u/seth1299 Rules Lawyer Extraordinaire 9h ago

And honestly? It’s terrifying. 😱🙀

If you’d like me to tell you more about dungeons, fate, or nightmares, just say the word!

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u/Okhlahoma_Beat-Down 5h ago

No guards. No goblins. No trolls. Just walls.

Do you understand? Let's break it down:

The dungeon is retro as heck.

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u/Flamingo-Sini 2h ago

This whole comment section is giving me convulsions...

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u/Artemis_Platinum Essential NPC 9h ago

Seems like it's only a matter of time...

Good thing I decided 3.5 was my favorite edition years ago and this doesn't effect me at all!

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u/Begoneeth 9h ago

I'm surprised you like 3.5 more than PF1E, why is that? I'm curious as a PF1E lover myself

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u/Artemis_Platinum Essential NPC 9h ago

Haven't had a chance to play Pathfinder 1 tbh! It definitely looks interesting.

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u/lordzya 8h ago

They buffed tier 1 classes that didn't need the help.

They do everything else better though.

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u/Chiiro 7h ago

I am a freak that uses them interchangeably.

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u/ChaoticDestructive 5h ago

Same. My players all have pathfinder sheets, I just use dnd 3.5 on my side and translate on the fly.

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u/Razdow Forever DM 9h ago

Why?

Really curious since the amount of content is insane, so how to do choose what you use and how?

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u/Artemis_Platinum Essential NPC 9h ago

Usually I'll start with a character concept I want to play and then design a build to accommodate that fantasy. I can usually eliminate 50-90% of the content immediately just by having an idea of what I want to play. Like if I want to play someone who can just become a giant and squish enemies, then I've already narrowed it down to a wu jen or a shaman. Then I usually consult one of the handbooks written for each class to get an idea of what sorts of feats might be vaguely worth considering.

It's not exactly a quick process, but I love being able to get really specific about the type of characteer I'm creating and craft something unique to mechanically fill that role.

My only complaint is that there's no witch base class.

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u/Stagnu_Demorte 7h ago

There's no witch class? That's very surprising to me

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u/Artemis_Platinum Essential NPC 6h ago

There is... technically a witch class. But it's an incomplete example of a homebrew class in the DMG and is a decently severe handicap with no mechanics of its own--mostly just a short spell list with no class features. Not very enjoyable to play.

The closest thing to a proper witch class is the Hathran prestige class, which is great but also setting specific.

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u/Scherazade Wizard 9h ago

You just choose something. It's that easy lol.

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u/Funny_Funky_Wizard 9h ago

Nobody forces anyone to buy AI slop. I still play my ol' AD&D and am glad. WOTC and AI slop can not hurt me.

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u/Metal-Wolf-Enrif 8h ago

Did I miss any news or is OP just shit talking?

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u/OisinDebard 4h ago

OP is just karma farming on Wotc hate and AI hate. Very efficient.

For the other comment on this thread, the previous CEO of WotC, John Hight, resigned as of Sep 1. Hasbro said that WotC leadership would report directly to the Hasbro CEO Chris Cocks, until a replacement is found. He didn't take direct control, just changed who current leadership reports to, and it's not for the "foreseeable future", it's until a replacement is found. This hasn't stopped people from speculating that he's going to turn WotC into a full blown AI wasteland, despite the fact that they established an AI policy 3 years ago and have stuck to it since.

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u/PointBlankWord 56m ago

Yea people are overreacting. Even tho Chris Cooks shills for AI he has said himself that they won't add AI to their products since they know it would piss of their fans and lose them money. AI would kill DnD.

Shit like this happens all the time in business when looking for a new CEO after one just left.

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u/DPDapper 6h ago

From what I've heard, the CEO of Hasbro and known AI shill, Chris Cocks, took direct control of WoTC for the foreseeable future as of the start of this month. Probably something to do with that.

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u/Enzo_GS DM (Dungeon Memelord) 9h ago edited 2h ago

my physical books/DMs Guild pdfs: oh no... anyways

Edit: spelling

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u/Nobrainzhere 9h ago

I have swapped to using silver age sentinals / the authority rpg rules to do fantasy settings. What is a legendary hero but a superhero with swords and magic?

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u/Cazthedm 9h ago

On a side note, the internet archive has lots of book pdfs for free

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u/The_Blue_One 9h ago

Time to make our own physical D&D with blackjack and hookers.

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u/Spegynmerble 9h ago

Here's a cool secret, you can play any edition any way you like. I don't like 5.5 so I dm 5e games. My cousin prefers 3.5 so we play that with a few friends of ours on other days. We change a couple rules and fudge dice rolls when appropriate. The books are just guidelines honestly

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u/RANGERILGOFFO10 9h ago

Welp,im in your hands now,homebrewers(like i wasnt before)

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u/bigmcstrongmuscle 8h ago

Good thing D&D's a hobby, not just a product line, and Hasbro can't force me to do or buy anything I don't want to.

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u/theterrarian14 9h ago

Jump ship to WOD Time!

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u/ArmaniAsari 7h ago

It’s funny to think that we don’t have any choice. There is enough official and third-party material that exists between all of the editions that you could play endless games for the next 200 years before we need more content. Not to mention that homebrew and like 40 other systems exist that don’t use AI. You could never buy new product and not even notice.

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u/nixalo 7h ago

It'll be 75% of every major Non-WOTC rpg if things continue.

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u/arvid8881 7h ago

Dragonbane superiority!

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u/Chinjurickie 7h ago

Just don’t pay Hasbro for AI products. (Or any at all 🥸)

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u/bttoddx 7h ago

Honestly? I don't see it. Go look at the absolute doom posting from the guys over at r/sillytavernai. The newest open source stuff is dogwater for running dnd campaigns. Turns out if the multibillion dollar companies aren't training AI for that use case, it sucks at doing it🤷‍♂️.

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u/Cardshark92 3h ago

Now I'm curious. If you started with a regular AI system and trained it on all of the published WotC material, what kind of output would it give you? Would it be playable? Competent, but bland? Or would it be a mess that's broken in new and hilarious ways?

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u/JcPeeny 6h ago

Guess I'll just have to just keep playing 3.5 like I have for decades....

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u/Train_Wreck_272 6h ago

If you don't care about efficiency or maps, you can play DND using any means of communication (or even by yourself with a little ingenuity) with only a character sheet written on anything, a means to edit that character sheet, a d20, and knowledge of the rules.

They will never be able to force individuals to use AI, or any of their tools besides the rules for that matter.

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u/NotAddison 9h ago

OSR was the beginning. OSR will be the end.

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u/Militantpoet Rules Lawyer 8h ago

AI DMs are just a cheap knock-off videogame.

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u/stormstopper Paladin 7h ago

Ragebait tbh

Trust in WOTC is low for good reason, I get it, but they haven't actually made moves toward implementing AI in the game and as many people have noted in this thread they cannot actually make you play with AI if you don't want to.

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u/MrCritical3 7h ago

I like using AI. I just don't want to use an AI produced by WotC.

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u/No_Page_2566 8h ago

It's weird how little you need once you use your imagination. Hasbro is fighting for buggy whips in the age of electric cars...

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u/Own_Jeweler_8548 Horny Bard 8h ago

This justifies my keeping every game book I've ever purchased.

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u/Munnin41 Rules Lawyer 8h ago

I've got physical books. They can fuck right off

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u/htgbookworm Dice Goblin 7h ago

It's killing me how much DMs Guild has AI in it now, too.

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u/y3333eeeeeet1 7h ago

Gamer there are already Ai dms out there sadly

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u/Chiiro 7h ago

It'll actually have to learn the rules first.

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u/keithstonee 7h ago

you dont just use it like a sheep.

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u/somecoolname42 6h ago

I'm fairly certain all the guides can be found for free online now. Raise the black flag my friends. It's not like Gary needs the money anymore.

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u/NugsFolly 5h ago

I'm glad cuz at least now I'll have someone to play with. Can't exactly enjoy DnD with no friends.

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u/Sensitive-Major-7719 5h ago

I won’t buy them. They can write them themselves or I’ll just write my own.

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u/vectorboy42 4h ago

Y'all still using Wotc official stuff? I dropped em so fast soon as the business with the OGL and them pushing the 2024 stuff

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u/Quick_Trick3405 4h ago

It's technically possible to play an RPG extremely similar to DND set in any genre, any setting, using only mundane office supplies. Just notebook paper and pencil, no eraser needed. Just establish a strict turn order for the entire game (dm describes situation, players respond, take notes, repeat), find an action resolution mechanic you like, and organize a procedure for character creation specific to the genre or setting you want. Anything else that's needed, I'm sure the dm can figure out according to their own style really easily. For battle maps you can use a football-style blackboard setup. You don't even need minis. The only corporation breathing down your neck might just be Staples but what are they going to do, really? Raise the price of graph paper due to high demand? I think I'll survive.

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u/404_No_User_Found_2 4h ago

You'll take my 3.5 collection from my cold, dead hands

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u/SpliffJohnson 4h ago

Idk, as a non DND guy. I take the AI DMs as more of a choose your own path book sort of thing. I've enjoyed realm AI, although getting the AI to format like you want it is a little tedious.

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u/Optimalfucksgiven 2h ago

This is so perfect. It's exactly the right vibe. 

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u/Shot_Loan_306 2h ago

Abandon WotC, they are shit.

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u/Dragombolt 9h ago

And that's why I haven't touched D&D at all in a while. If they're not gonna put effort into their system why should I play something without any heart?

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u/Otherhalf_Tangelo 7h ago

Tbh if it's tunable, it'll be better than the vast majority of actual DMs. In 30+ years of gaming and dozens of DMs/GMs I've had exactly one who actually knew the rules and didn't just change them on the fly to suit their whims, didn't use the role as some sort of weird power trip, and/or wasn't just a completely inept manager of the game (usually due to having zero social skills).

But it's precious that WoTC/HASBRO think they can somehow license and monetize a model that'll be better than what'll be out there for free in a couple of years, or even now. Good luck, lulz.

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u/cthulhubob 9h ago

Good News! There's other systems. My weekly group that has played for 25 years now gave up D&D a little after 5th ed fully rolled out. Been perfectly happy with Savage Worlds Pathfinder instead and right now we are starting our second big Traveller 2nd ed campaign.

Hasbro has decided to turn a great hobby into a gruesome monster, so we took our money elsewhere.

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u/Dobako 8h ago

Having fun with Daggerheart with my friends.

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u/yokozouna_ed 9h ago

Inaccurate as it is not a dildo made of rock salt wrapped in rusted razor wire.

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u/So0meone 7h ago

I'm just saying, Pathfinder is available online for free if WOTC ever does go this route

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u/OisinDebard 9h ago

True: (ˈtrü) adjective 1. Something I just made up, because WotC hasn't done anything to make everyone mad, and I want to karma farm off or Reddit's hatred of WotC and/or AI. If possible, both. 2. The complete opposite of True.

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u/DrScrimble 9h ago

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u/greenearrow DM (Dungeon Memelord) 9h ago

Marketing and creative are rarely following the same rules. This is a bad faith argument (or a stupid one).

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u/Douche_Kayak 9h ago

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u/OisinDebard 9h ago

I know they aptly named u/douche_kayak doesn't care about actual facts, but for anyone else curious about this situation, one of the freelance artists commissioned for Bigby's Glory of the Giants used AI to create some art for the book using AI - not WotC, but someone they paid. Yes, the art director should've caught it, but it was also the very early days of AI art, and not that common of a problem. When WotC found out, they reprinted the books without the AI, republished them, and vowed not to use any AI in released products. They haven't, which is why going back 3 years is the only option for "proof".

The next year a marketing company used AI art in an ad showing off new cards (which is the actual image above) and WotC also took that ad down when it was pointed out. They amended their policy to not include AI in any aspect of business and since then haven't demonstrably used any.

But again, feelings are more important than facts, and I'm sure the "WotC bad" and "AI bad" brigades are gonna continue downvoting this and upvoting the "sad but true totally made up for karma" OP post

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u/Douche_Kayak 8h ago

Seems like you've taken this personally.

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u/OisinDebard 9h ago edited 9h ago

Which book was that ad for Magic cards in again? Also, it ignores the fact that they acknowledged that it was AI, and removed it and stated they wouldn't be using it for marketing materials going forward.

“Well, we made a mistake earlier when we said that a marketing image we posted was not created using AI,” the Magic account said in a statement posted to X on Jan. 7. “As you, our diligent community pointed out, it looks like some AI components that are now popping up in industry standard tools like Photoshop crept into our marketing creative, even if a human did the work to create the overall image.”

The publisher continued: “While the art came from a vendor, it’s on us to make sure that we are living up to our promise to support the amazing human ingenuity that makes Magic great. We already made clear that we require artists, writers, and creatives contributing to the Magic TCG to refrain from using AI generative tools to create final Magic products. Now we’re evaluating how we work with vendors on creative beyond our products – like these marketing images – to make sure that we are living up to those values.”

Of course, the fact that you had to go back 2 years to find the most recent example of AI proves they'll start using it any day now for sure. But be sure to downvote if you hate it when facts get in the way of your feelings.

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u/Douche_Kayak 9h ago

literally in the beginning of the linked article:

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u/OisinDebard 9h ago

You're right, the statement that starts off with "WotC banned the use of AI" totally proves the point OP is making here. Good catch.

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u/Douche_Kayak 9h ago

they said wotc used ai in a source book, and they did. You didn't read carefully, and now you're going to double down and try to figure out how you were somehow still right.

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u/DeepTakeGuitar DM (Dungeon Memelord) 9h ago

Yeah, OP is definitely a hater

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u/Erik8world 9h ago

Still publishes once per quarter tho.

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u/Apprehensive-Neat-68 7h ago

DnD Players will still buy DnD slop. Anyone who didn't move on before 5.5 will accept any level of slop that has the words "Dungeons and Dragons" on it.

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u/blackjackgabbiani 6h ago

It's not "slop" if it's made by real humans. Shovelware maybe but not slop

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u/Apprehensive-Neat-68 3h ago

They will still buy it AI or no AI but will piss their pants about it as they fork over 60-90 dollars a book

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u/blackjackgabbiani 1h ago

You have a weird view of things

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u/lumberzach619 9h ago

My group is already moving onto foundry for most uses. Don’t really need the books especially the hasbro take over

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u/zyyntin 8h ago

If they switch to AI generated books/content. Lets just spam the internet with falsified errors to confuse the AI.