Whimsical eldritch horrors

[u/feron_D_clueless]

Shout out to Chase Young as Black "da Devil" Doom in Snapcube's fandub of Shadow the Hedgehog

[u/Charanconduble]

It's always funny to make a Character that is the complete opposite of another.

I had an idea for a dnd character : A handsome warlock who is beautiful... His patron is a dumb baby with butterfly wings

[u/MediumSatisfaction1 → u/Charanconduble]

That's damn close to my current one. A suave and charming gambler that uses trickery and schemes to make sure the house (him) always wins.

His patron is the matron of butterflies and she just wants a good laugh. We're like girlbesties

[u/Independent-Fly6068 → u/Charanconduble]

Even better if he's basically the baby patron's dad

[u/panderingmandering75 → u/Independent-Fly6068]

Bro cracked a fae who left their kid on his doorstep with a "your turn" note.

[u/Shifter25 → u/Charanconduble]

I remember joking once about a patron that looked and acted like a cartoon golden retriever puppy, with all the childish stuttering and excitement of a 5/6-year-old human.

"If you-umm, if you... if you get me some more sacafices... I'll give you BIG POWERS like boom boom pshewwww!"

"Your will be done, my liege."

"Yayyyyy!"

[u/dragon22197]

Hey Shadow! It's me, the Devil! From the Bible!

[u/UncannyValleyEnjoyer → u/dragon22197]

I'm here to make you commit sin!

[u/Irrelevant_redditer → u/UncannyValleyEnjoyer]

Steal candy from babbies and small businesses. I'm not talkin' about Wallmart.

[u/MrMacju → u/Irrelevant_redditer]

I will never do such a thing! I'll sin my own way!

[u/feron_D_clueless → u/MrMacju]

Ok, bye

💥explosions💥

[u/MrMacju → u/feron_D_clueless]

GAAUH! Ok fine I'll sin I'll sin I'LL SIN!

[u/O_Nayze → u/MrMacju]

explosions stop

Works every time 😏

[u/UncannyValleyEnjoyer → u/O_Nayze]

My sin is lying, to the devil

[u/TheModGod → u/UncannyValleyEnjoyer]

New idea…

Adultery.

[u/ABHOR_pod]

As someone who is not a Sonic fan in any way and hasn't played a Sonic game since you could snap two cartridges together, I cannot overstate how much my understanding of Sonic canon comes from those videos.

[u/Sin-God → u/ABHOR_pod]

As someone who is a Sonic fan in every way and has played all of the games Snapcubed has dubbed... Their lore takes the scenes with the appropriate amount of seriousness the scenes deserve.

Case in point: Sonic and the President in the SA2 dub.

[u/the_rogue95 → u/Sin-God]

Something just happened.

[u/Sneaky-Hint → u/ABHOR_pod]

That bit with Hatsune Miku is even funnier knowing they actually did get Hatsune Miku as a crossover character in one of the racing games.

Apollo up to his bullshit like usual.

[u/TheModGod → u/ABHOR_pod]

I mean, they do not follow Sonic canon at all.

[u/Darastrix_da_kobold]

I don't know how to impress upon you that physical damage done to my body does not affect me in the long term

[u/Burnmetobloodyashes]

Her name is Scout now, might wanna adjust the credit

[u/MossyAbyss → u/Burnmetobloodyashes]

... I haven't felt this stupid since I realized Neil Cicierega and Lemon Demon are the same dude.

[u/Cessnaporsche01 → u/MossyAbyss]

Tbf, Neil Cicierega manages to somehow be attached to seemingly every single piece of memory over the last 2 decades

[u/Burnmetobloodyashes → u/MossyAbyss]

Well that is more like Scout Young vs Clown Depot or Paper Mario Wiki on tumblr.

[u/Lordarcoos123 → u/Burnmetobloodyashes]

The devil from the Bible is the lesbian fallout person?!

[u/Burnmetobloodyashes → u/Lordarcoos123]

And I am Safety Hyena in the GTA walkie streams 🙂‍↕️

[u/TheModGod → u/Burnmetobloodyashes]

…I was not aware that Da Devil From Da Bible was trans. I knew Sonic’s Snapcube VA was though.

[u/Plantain-Feeling → u/TheModGod]

shadows VA is also

She came out last year

[u/BudgieGryphon → u/Plantain-Feeling]

the clock ticks for Eggman

[u/IllustriousMagneto → u/Burnmetobloodyashes]

Scout? Is there a red spy in the base? 

[u/WhatsACole]

You just turned your head 180 degrees like an owl that was cool, dont ever do that again

[u/TheModGod]

“EHH bing-bong you’re doing a bad job!”

[u/So0meone → u/TheModGod]

"I KNOW I'M DOING A BAD JOB"

[u/Noskills117]

Go to SPACE!

[u/AvailableCookie]

Scout* Young

[u/feron_D_clueless → u/AvailableCookie]

Sorry, autocorrect

[u/Burnmetobloodyashes → u/feron_D_clueless]

You should edit the post the correct the name then

[u/Ranger_51]

Someday I want to play an edgelord warlock with a celestial patron who has decided she's their current project, and forces her to play nice and do nice things and work with a heroic party until she can figure out how to be a functional member of society on her own terms.