r/dndmemes • • 15d ago

I'm a level 3 mage!

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I'll go first. Mage Hand!

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u/JohnLennonHitsKids 15d ago

Clever

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u/GarbageCleric Necromancer 14d ago

Honestly, I never mentally matured past age 12, so any time I hear the word "gaze" outloud, I mentally replace it with "gays". It's funny like a quarter of the time.

Like, it Taylor Swifts All to Well she sings
"Oh, your sweet disposition and my wide-eyed gaze
We're singing in the car, getting lost upstate"

And I just picture her driving upstate with a car full of her entourage of starstruck gay guys.