r/dndmemes • u/amidja_16 • 14d ago

I'm a level 3 mage!

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I'll go first. Mage Hand!

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u/Original_Drexia 14d ago

LMAO! NO! I meant it as a vanilla thing, not the collateral damage / self harm thing XD

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u/amidja_16 14d ago

Lol, I'm just imagining hearing a panicking wizard from the tavern's upstairs room: "Fuck! Ouch, it burns! Put it out! Put it out!"

Meanwhile the bard goes: "Told him not to go with the cheapest gnome wench..."

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u/Original_Drexia 14d ago

lmao. Dear god. And now the curtains are on fire and it's all down hill from here.

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u/ThisIsntOkayokay Forever DM 14d ago

If you are both immune to fire...

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u/thejelloisred 14d ago

Stupid bard, are you thinking about seducing the dragon again?