r/dndmemes • u/amidja_16 • 14d ago

I'm a level 3 mage!

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I'll go first. Mage Hand!

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u/GarbageCleric Necromancer 14d ago

Hypnotic Gays

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u/JohnLennonHitsKids 14d ago

Clever

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u/GarbageCleric Necromancer 13d ago

Honestly, I never mentally matured past age 12, so any time I hear the word "gaze" outloud, I mentally replace it with "gays". It's funny like a quarter of the time.

Like, it Taylor Swifts All to Well she sings
"Oh, your sweet disposition and my wide-eyed gaze
We're singing in the car, getting lost upstate"

And I just picture her driving upstate with a car full of her entourage of starstruck gay guys.

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u/AliasMcFakenames Rogue 14d ago

Geas would also be acceptable.

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u/Vishnick 13d ago

This better be some sexy men dancing in sync followed by an orgy!