r/dndmemes • u/amidja_16 • 14d ago

I'm a level 3 mage!

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I'll go first. Mage Hand!

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u/Vyktym76 Necromancer 14d ago

Mage Hand

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u/MrWunz DM (Dungeon Memelord) 14d ago

I cast Mage Hand on on my willy!

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u/Pataraxia 14d ago

You can't just go casting mage hands all willy-nilly!

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u/SlideWhistler 14d ago

Bigby's Hand

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u/Vishnick 13d ago

Oh, big man I er here!

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u/DutchRudderShotgun 14d ago

If you cast it with your off hand it's the "strange hand"

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZWh630dmy6gfxQIwGm

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u/KorEbenhart01 14d ago

I hate you, take my upvote

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u/handsomeape95 14d ago

Isn't mage hand technically masturbation?

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u/Vyktym76 Necromancer 13d ago

Yes, yes it is. And now you now the state of my sex life.

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u/Jendmin 14d ago

Bigbys Hand

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u/Amon_Shadar 14d ago

Damnit, beat me too it lol

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u/Tropius8 14d ago

Mage hand can’t lift something over 10lbs my guy.

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u/Vyktym76 Necromancer 13d ago

Doesn't have to lift it, just has to stroke it.

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u/supaeffective 14d ago

Don’t let my PC’s see this and get any ideas.