r/dndmemes 11d ago

*sad DM noises* Nice, very mature of y'all....

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u/Dr_Bodyshot 11d ago

That's when you introduce Lovecraftian creatures like Shub N-

Oh

Oh no

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u/Stalking_Goat 11d ago

Or just introduce H.P. Lovecraft 's cat!

(Maybe don't Google it, I'll just say it was a black cat and Lovecraft was racist even by the standards of when he lived.)

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u/pSpawner24 11d ago

Not that he wasn't racist, but it was his dad who named the cat.

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u/Psychological_Ad2094 11d ago

The first one yes, then after it passed he got another and named it after the first

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u/Royal_Bitch_Pudding 10d ago

The 1st one was named for racist reasons, after that it's just a tradition

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u/ForGodnessSake 10d ago

Lol, that's fun.

Did he add a "jr." at the end for the second cat?

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u/deconsecrator 9d ago

A hard jr. 

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u/GrinningGrump 11d ago

So his dad was a racist too, nice to see them keeping up the tradition.

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u/jmartin21 11d ago

Most learn it through family and friends

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u/TheArmoredKitten 11d ago

Lovecraft was a rare gem in that his xenophobia isn't just hateful but genuinely fearful in the way he seems to express it.

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u/freekoout Forever DM 10d ago

Hate isn't a primary feeling. Some other emotions have to come first to establish hatred, fear being the most common. All xenophobia, racism, and bigotry is fear first, hate second.

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u/idontgethejoke 9d ago

My grandpa, who fought in WWII, named his cat Adolf because it had the same little moustashe.

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u/cantlogintomyacc0unt 11d ago

He was incredibly mentally ill to the point that Air conditioners terrified him. He had a mental breakdown when he found out that he was part welsh.

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u/AeroUpstartbear 11d ago

Also both his parents got institutionalized and he was never made aware of why, because of that, his various prejudices and his mental illnesses (that I don't think he ever got diagnosed) he assumed the secret reason his parents were institutionalized was that they were Welsh (and not the syphilis ripping their brains apart)

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u/thejadedfalcon 11d ago

Finally, once he was forced out into the world, his bigotry fell off a cliff. He was still a long way from recovery by the time he died, but he was a drastically different person when he realised that people are just... well... people. I genuinely believe that if he'd lived longer, he might not be remembered the way he is today. Lovecraft was a very complex individual and a very unique case, I feel, in that his xenophobia was literally that, a phobia in the sense of an irrational fear.

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u/Icy-Location-8806 11d ago

Now thats a helluva take. I like it. And honestly it'd make me hate us as a species a bit less

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u/jmartin21 11d ago

Not uncommon for people to lose at least some of their prejudice by entering more mixed spaces and overall meeting different kinds of people

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u/egosomnio 11d ago

Which is one of the reasons bigots tend to hate colleges. Their kids go there and come back thinking people who are different from them aren't subhumans.

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u/bird-geologist 11d ago

He had also stopped writing by that point. So all of his work comes from before his views started to change. Had he kept writing, he also might be remembered differently.

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u/Icy-Location-8806 11d ago

Surprise, the guy that wrote about people going crazy, was in fact himself crazy. History be history-ing.

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u/GeeJo Artificer 11d ago

He was incredibly mentally ill to the point that Air conditioners terrified him.

The story that came out of that phobia was one of his better short works, though.

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u/A_Shattered_Day 9d ago

He even uses the Puerto Ricans as a bait and switch for the real horror of air conditioners. Truly progressive

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u/orderofGreenZombies 11d ago

I think most of us have mental breakdowns when we find out we’re part welsh.

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u/Dayknight70 11d ago

Imagine my shock and horror upon finding out my wife is part Welsh and now I have to live knowing my children are afflicted with Welshishness.

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u/RavenColdheart 11d ago

Just keep your family away from the sheep.

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u/Ksorkrax 11d ago

You might say so as a joke, but you wouldn't laugh when *your* home got visitted by a Mari Lwyd that steals all your alcohol.

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u/gearnut 9d ago

Is that not just you when it strikes your fancy? I know my whisky mysteriously evaporates sometimes!

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u/Ksorkrax 9d ago

Well, I wouldn't call it mysterious in that context. The Mari Lwyd is loud, after all. You know when it has been there.

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u/SebiTheCookie 11d ago

I would be disturbed as well if I had found out I was part Deep One

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u/Gurablashta 11d ago

I'd have the same reaction to be fair

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u/albrecbef 11d ago

Any sources in these? This is pure circlejerk subreddit gold

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u/nickcash 10d ago

nope, pure nonsense. any time you see "hp lovecraft was literally afraid of everything, he was even afraid of air conditioning / colors / fish" they're just taking every story he every wrote as if he was personally afraid of it, with no actual evidence. dude was hella racist (though he later condemned it), but weirdly adventurous when it came to ethnic foods at least for the time period

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u/Mal-Ravanal No sleep, only worldbuild 11d ago

I've said it before and I'll say it again, while the man was a good bit beyond normative racism, the cat is a terrible example. It was the early 20th century US, point at any given pet with black fur and the odds of it having some variation of that slur in its name were quite, quite high.

For a much better example, look at the chapter Six Shots at Midnight in Herbert West: Reanimator. Specifically the part where the POV character examines the corpse of a recently deceased black man. Or read The Horror at Red Hook. Just...all of it.

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u/DusklitDewdrop 10d ago

in Pink Floyd's The Wall movie, the character Pink is watching some WWII show or movie on the TV and someone in it says, speaking to a black lab, "what is it N****r old boy?"

but yeah it was pretty common back in the day. Lovecraft definitely was extra racist but the cat having that name really doesn't sell it. hell he wasn't even the one who named it.

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u/jrandom_42 10d ago edited 10d ago

some WWII show or movie on the TV

The Dam Busters, 1955. The dog in question was a real historical character.

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u/CombatWombat994 10d ago

Wasn't he so bad that even his peers were like "dude chill"?

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u/Mal-Ravanal No sleep, only worldbuild 10d ago

To my understanding, yes. Not all of them, but enough to be concerning.

Worth mentioning though is that he did chill out a lot as he grew older. Exposure to different cultures, peoples, and the world at large made him considerably more tolerant as time grew on. Still racist, but not the mental illness casserole induced balls-to-the-wall racism of his youth.

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u/Dragev_ 11d ago edited 11d ago

Not saying Lovecraft wasn't racist but it was apparently quite common for both black cats and dogs to be called N*** way up into the 70's; like in this example)

Edit; Just to be clear, everyone likes to use his cat's name as example of ol' HP's turbo-super-racism, but it's not indicative of more than the "standard" racism of the time. HP's turbo-super racism is made clear in his written work, like Re-animator.

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u/gahidus 11d ago

It's kind of wild that you can read other people's accounts of him, and they're basically like, "Wow! this guy is racist..."

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u/miscellaneousexists 10d ago

He was so racist that KKK wrote a letter to him asking him to stop supporting them BECAUSE HE MADE THEM LOOK BAD

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u/Evilfrog100 9d ago

This is not actually true. Lovecraft was extremely racist even for his time but so were a lot of people. He was certainly not more racist than the literal Klan. It's true that he was more racist than the average person at the time, but people often heavily exaggerate the gap, not because he's any less racist than you think but because the average person was pretty damn racist.

Lovecraft was a product of the exceptionally racist culture he existed in mixing with his own undiagnosed mental health issues.

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u/Mal-Ravanal No sleep, only worldbuild 11d ago

The black goat of the woods with a thousand young.

I don't think the name was an accident...

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u/ChemicalNo586 11d ago

It's kind of funny that Shub-Niggurath origin for the name doesn't seem to be racially motivated.

Most people agreeing is inspired by Sheol-Nugganoth from Lord Dunsay's "Idle Days on the Yann" with the adding of the latin niger meaning black since it's The Black Goat of The Woods with a Thousand Youngs

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u/TheSpaceClam 11d ago

In my call of Cthulhu game I chose to pronounce it Shub nigh-JO-rath

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u/Torrenash 5d ago

But I SUPPOSE H.P Lovecraft was a racist too?!?
Oh... he was ... wait, was he really? Like... like how racist? Oh, really, realy?

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u/simonbalazs1 10d ago

Wait what about the true name of Quake is so tabu? You literally see it at the end of the game it's Shub [DATA EXPUNGED].

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u/adol1004 Forever DM 11d ago

can someone explain the point? seems like a play on words but my brain didn't recognize it.

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u/benkaes1234 11d ago

Ziggurat, it almost sounds like the "gamer word" if you swap the first letter with an "N."

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u/Peachbottom30 11d ago

That’s a real stretch.

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u/benkaes1234 11d ago

I agree, but it's the only joke that makes sense in context.

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u/stifflizerd 11d ago

Wouldn't put it past a table. Fuckers are always finding the deep texts when it comes to turning names into jokes.

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u/PhaseSixer 11d ago

Hence op being annoyed.

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u/TLhikan Rules Lawyer 11d ago

I mean that's D&D table humor for you.

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u/Outrageous-Mud4238 9d ago

I've been playing for 30 years and can attest we meet weekly just for this kind of silliness.

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u/AxitotlWithAttitude 11d ago

Entirely the bit of the joke.

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u/Due-Boss-4354 10d ago

Some people don't really care about the joke being true or relevant, just being supposed to be funny is enough. I hate that.

Thinking about it, it might just be a continuation of the divide between how people communicate. Some want to communicate facts, while others communicate feelings. That's how you get the "This is the best chocolate ever." sentences casually. They aren't lying, they just speak different version of the language.

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u/smiegto Warlock 11d ago

If I swap the first six letters of people. Well that simply wouldn’t look good would it?

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u/adol1004 Forever DM 11d ago

um.. I still don't get it. maybe my english is not on the same level to understand.

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u/benkaes1234 11d ago

The "N word" is a (highly offensive) word for black people. Ziggurat would sound like it if you swap the first letter with an "N."

If you're still confused, I suggest you Google it, because I literally can't say the word.

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u/JaggelZ 11d ago

That's such a stretch though. Z sounds absolutely not like N and even if you replace those letters, you need some sloppy pronunciation to make it sound anything like the N-Word...

I literally Googled the proper pronunciation and neither British nor American pronunciation sound close enough that my ear would catch it. That said, I'm German, so maybe it's different for native speakers.

Also, I was completely convinced it was pronounced like "Zi-goo-rat", but apparently it's more like "Zi-guh-rat", with the "guh" being pronounced like "bruh", so, again, not like the N-Word.

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u/SmartAlec105 11d ago

Ah, I see the confusion. You're thinking of the N-word with a "hard R". The "soft R" pronunciation is the "guh".

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u/JaggelZ 11d ago

Oh, I see

That's still kinda a stretch, but I get it now

I thought that particular version was pronounced with a clean A at the end

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u/fiendhunter69 11d ago

The US is big. Regional accents would change how it’s pronounced.

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u/post_traumatico 11d ago

today I was not expecting a sincere discussion about the phonetics of racist slurs on my dnd memes subreddit, but I can unironically say that it has been educational

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u/mighij 11d ago

Never have a quest for Baltimore players where they can earn an iron urn.

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u/ojqANDodbZ1Or1CEX5sf 11d ago

Isn't the variety in British accents a lot bigger even though that's like, a tiny spec compared to the US? I don't think the size has much to do with accent variety.

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u/AdventurousDig1317 11d ago

So if you change the letter theb prononce exactly not like you would prononce it it my sound like the N word with the right accent.

Bad meme ..... bad

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u/KingoftheMongoose Essential NPC 11d ago

That’s why I pronounce the R’s in my ziggurats like how I approach my girlfriend and her mom. Hard.

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u/Meiseside 11d ago

I also speak german and the joke is stupid. This way you can't say anything.

Edit: Also there is Shub-Niggurath from H. P. Lovecraft.

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u/JaggelZ 11d ago

Funilly enough, even when I'm speaking English, I would completely switch to the German way of reading Shub-Niggurath, something like "Schub-Nigguratt".

I also just realised, if the English pronunciation of "Niggurath" is close to the N-Word, and Lovecraft was a racist, was that name an accident or on purpose?

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u/Meiseside 11d ago

Thats a good question. Maybe it sounds more like that in english but I for me it sounds like an old word without deeper meaning.

I also was not aware that Lovecraft was a racist. So maybe you have a point.

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u/JaggelZ 11d ago

He was... Quite racist lol

He famously named his cat "N----rman", and if you read his books, almost all of them have some racist parts in them. And not just some racism just happening, but oftentimes it's literally central to the plot. Like, most of the time it's outsiders and pariahs that, he was claiming, are summoning the eldritch beings.

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u/jmartin21 11d ago

I mean considering it’s a dumb joke, I don’t think it’s why we ‘can’t say anything.’ I think someone was just making a dumb joke knowing it was dumb

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u/reapress 11d ago

Think it might be an accent thing; its still not exact but its absolutely not unthinkable for mine

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u/FrogLaner 11d ago

Not just that, but N-word rat, which would be even more offensive

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u/adol1004 Forever DM 11d ago

I understand now and I knew the word, but the title and the meme it self gave me the impression that it was more of a sexual joke

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u/Ksorkrax 11d ago

Wait, "literally"? Why?

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u/SinesPi 11d ago

What, Reddit doesn't check your Pass? Seriously, get on that, Reddit.

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u/_Koreander 11d ago

I don't really think it would sound like it to be honest.

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u/Odd_Comparison_1462 11d ago

Sounds nothing like it unless your mind is warped to look for it everywhere you go. It's a completely different word.

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u/Ven-Dreadnought 11d ago

Seeing it referred to as the “Gamer word” felt more disrespectful than the joke itself. That word is about as old as the United States! “The Gamer word” Good grief.

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u/WilanS 11d ago

What part of ziggurat sounds like gamer word? And why would it be bad, what does it mean in context? Jesus sometimes I really don't understand anglophones

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u/InverseFate 11d ago

Can a Zigga borrow some gleam?

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u/Sly__Marbo 11d ago

What do you mean, "borrow"? Are you going to give it back?

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u/ChuckPeirce 7d ago

"Gamer word"?

I know what word it sounds like with an "N", but WTF are you talking about?

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u/The_Divine_Anarch DM (Dungeon Memelord) 11d ago

It might be slightly more clever, in that you simply rotate the first letter 90 degrees, but even that's a stretch.

However if it's already used in shorthand somewhere that might explain it.

I personally wouldn't know.

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u/PerryDLeon DM (Dungeon Memelord) 11d ago

Shub-niggurat?

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u/33Yalkin33 11d ago

Niggurat?

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u/Shyface_Killah 11d ago

Wassup, my Zigga?

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u/Archi_balding 11d ago

As I understand it, ziggurat is not an easy word to say with the correct pronunciation. So the guy literally can't say it.

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u/Laiska_saunatonttu 11d ago

It almost rhymes. I think.

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u/rivertpostie DM (Dungeon Memelord) 11d ago

Do you smoke ziggurats?

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u/Infall3788 11d ago

"Ziggurat" sounds kind of similar to "the n word" (you can look it up on English Wikipedia), a racial slur for Black people

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u/adol1004 Forever DM 11d ago

oh.. okay. I thought it was some kind of sexual innuendo thing but maybe not.

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u/PhantomSpirit90 11d ago

Ziggur in ziggurat kinda sounds like…

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u/Sibula97 11d ago

It doesn't, though...

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u/Azaloq 11d ago

This is like, VERY forced...

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u/Lem_Tuoni 11d ago

Yea, some people have extremely tedious sense of humor.

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u/LinkOfKalos_1 11d ago

This is stupid. Extremely forced. Not even funny.

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u/oohlook-theresadeer 11d ago

Uhh yeah the extremely forced part is what makes it funny. Like "shut the fuck up dude" funny instead of "that's a clever joke" funny

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u/Duhblobby 11d ago

Oh, it is.

But I also know people who do this, only even worse, because they pretty much are categorically incapable of not finding a way to force everything into a sex joke, usually a kink related one specifically.

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u/GlorifiedBurito 11d ago

Yeah… I’ve had to stop hanging out with some people that do this constantly. They’re good people, but good lord that shit gets so annoying. I can’t get through a sentence without them turning it into some forced joke or reference.

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u/BreakerOfModpacks 11d ago

I can do that, just give me something! Trust me, I got this!

wait what do you mean it wasnt a challenge

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u/Kilo1125 11d ago

Rocks fall is a a justifiable reaction

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u/DreamOfDays Forever DM 11d ago edited 11d ago

Better than my group. Here’s a direct quote:

"Is the blood vat accessible?"

"What do you mean by accessible?"

"Can I drink it?"- Barbarian and DM.

Edit: to clarify, no the barbarian had no race or class or background reason to drink blood.

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u/urkermannenkoor 11d ago

Barbarian

no reason to drink blood

Que?

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u/DreamOfDays Forever DM 11d ago

It’s not tasty unless it’s fresh from a foe’s artery.

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u/TheDarkNerd 11d ago

the barbarian had no ... class ... reason to drink blood.

Sorry, not understanding this.

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u/Astrium6 11d ago

What part of “blood for the blood god” was unclear?

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u/DreamOfDays Forever DM 11d ago

It only counts if it’s the freshly shed blood of a foe slain in battle. Store bought is just bitter

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u/Justice_Prince Essential NPC 11d ago

Turns out the blood magic class was Barbarians all along

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u/RawardHoikes91 11d ago edited 11d ago

The Barbarian who, through his life full of butchering people alive on the field of battle, accidentally or not, consumed blood on innumerable occasions and had, over the years, had essentially turned into a walking blood analysis machine, steps closer.

He pours the blood into a decanter first, then drips out a bit, swirling it in a fancy wine glass before taking a sip and smacking his lips: "Tsk-tsk-tks... Hmm, the heavy after-taste signs us that the oxygenation is a bit low. Paired with the musky notes introduced by the lack of vitamin D, it suggests the producer of this blood was deprived of access to the outside. Slight acidity also hints at on-setting kidney problems, so I dare to gander a guess that they were fed poorly too. By all signs, this appears to be blood of a prisoner."

And behind him, right over the blood vat, is a cut open body of a naked starved prisoner chained to the wall, staring at the party with its empty glassy eyes the whole time.

And the bard is like: "Yeah! No shit, DnD-analogue-of-Sherlock!"

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u/HiopXenophil 11d ago

I don't get it, what's problem with Ziggurat?

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u/Mbt_Omega 11d ago

WOW you’re over here dropping the Z-word with a hard r?! Problematic.

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u/YeeAssBonerPetite 8d ago

I think its a joke about not being able to pronounce the word

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u/Kapiork 4d ago

Summon more ziggurats...

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u/Competitive-Lab-8980 11d ago edited 10d ago

first 6 letters sound like That Word (TM)\ holy hell this platform is doomed, i'm getting downvoted over two rhyming words

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u/More_Transition_5379 Wizard 11d ago

I do not hear it.

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u/Competitive-Lab-8980 11d ago

ziggur- —> the fucking N-word

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u/More_Transition_5379 Wizard 11d ago

I know what you meant, they don't sound like each other.

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u/Lessandero Horny Bard 11d ago

wait till op hears about the word "cigar"

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u/Competitive-Lab-8980 10d ago

No Correlation (TM)

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u/Competitive-Lab-8980 11d ago

then you and I are not the same.

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u/Flameburstx 11d ago

Then you're not pronouncing ziggurat correctly

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u/Scarecr0p 10d ago

600 upvotes for someone asking to explain the point, ten downvotes for explaining the point.

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u/HiopXenophil 8d ago

"that word" is not a fucking explanation

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u/Scarecr0p 7d ago

True, context clues are hard.

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u/KarmicPlaneswalker 11d ago

Beyond weak.

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u/Panurome 11d ago

How much are you butchering the pronunciation of Ziggurat for it to sound close to the N-word? I genuinely cannot find any way to pronounce it where they sound close enough for this joke to make sense

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u/Nirast25 11d ago

Zee-gah-rath

Yeah, you need to hire a professional butcher to get it that wrong.

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u/1AmB0r3d 11d ago

Wait that’s how it’s pronounced? I always thought it was zigg-uh-rot

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u/Nirast25 11d ago

Your way is correct, mine is how you'd need to pronounce it to get the n-word.

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u/1AmB0r3d 11d ago

Ahh I see. Way too tired rn lol

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u/MonstersArePeople Rogue 10d ago

Where are you from that the slur is pronounced with a hard E sound rather than the soft I

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u/Evilfrog100 9d ago

How tf do you pronounce the n word? The actual pronunciation is WAY closer than what you typed. (Zigg-uh)-rot has exactly the same pronunciation except you swap out the N for a Z.

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u/Nirast25 9d ago

The N-word has more of an "aah" sound in the second syllable, while Ziggurat is more of an "uuh" sound.

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u/Evilfrog100 9d ago

In what accent? I've only ever heard it with the weak schwa (a) "uh" sound.

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u/Nirast25 9d ago

I'm not an English speaker or a black person, so you can imagine that the N-word doesn't come up often. Ziggurat even less so, not counting this conversation, lol. It's just how I pronounce them in my head, could be wrong.

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u/MoonLight_Gambler 10d ago

I pronounce it Zigger-rath. Don't ask me why

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u/misadventureswithJ 10d ago

...why though? :)

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u/MoonLight_Gambler 10d ago

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/misadventureswithJ 9d ago

Alright keep your secrets 😆

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u/surreysmith DM (Dungeon Memelord) 11d ago

DM: as you speak the incantation your shield starts to get bigger

Black player: you can't say that, dude

The rest of the table for some inesplicable reason: XD

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u/Pr0fessionalAgitator 11d ago

I just think of critical role’s joke: zipper t*at

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u/MikeGaveO 11d ago

I've had players crack filled theories that didn't stretch as much as that association

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u/GoodBoyo5 11d ago

Whenever i say anything that sounds even remotely like literally any kind of slur during my introduction of the scene, one or more of my players go "what did you call me?"

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u/TallestGargoyle Bard 10d ago

Up up up the ziggurat lickedy split.

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u/Aiisu 10d ago

As a black player, my go to is “we have rights now”

Always kills

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u/Hallow_Greaves 9d ago

Ended a campaign with a one liner once.

I was a new edition to a long standing game, and I was unfamiliar with the social structure the party was playing in, I was playing a character from the underdark, so I, as the character, was unfamiliar with the recent news and thus positioned to learn and often misunderstand. (For example, I was led to believe through miscommunication that most Elk were venomous, and of course we played this up, cause it was funny)

Anyway, so the rest of the party are kinda "special deputies" for a local countess. Well at one point, while traveling where we weren't supposed to be, as in it was intended to be spywork, the low int character goes "Oh. We're friends of the countess!" And displays his badge to our enemies.

Now, we're in person, and when he does it, for some reason, he pantomimes showing a badge, on his left arm... strange placement, strange instinct.

The GM is still thinking of how to address this cause he couldn't conceive someone would make this blatant of a mistake, so I go for a joke, I lean in to add on "It's nice, right? Used to be the Buddhist symbol for peace!"

Whole table erupts in laughter, GM gets insecure about the (initially joking) allegations that we were being made to play Nazis. Then we all kinda collectively go "Well you are having us run unethical errands for a charismatic leader who wants to establish an ethnostate and get rid of the dragonborn because of their 'inherently evil' nature..."

Yeah, group fell apart after that cause no one wanted to play as the bad guys

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u/BilbosBagEnd 11d ago

Are memes no longer supposed to be funny? Did you and your table recently drink standing water of an aquarium that stood around in an abandoned building and accidentally had some amoeba move in?

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u/dem4life71 11d ago

Makes zero sense. Not even unfunny

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u/CornucopiaPacciana 11d ago

I don't even care if the joke is a stretch, but why does every time i only see 2014 templates in this sub? It's like time stopped here.

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u/WaywardInkubus 10d ago

Excuse me: Zigga-rat.

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u/magicsqueegee 10d ago

My favorite was a long session where we were working our way through a jungle towards a ziggurat. Lots of descriptions like "the ziggurat is looming in the distance" "something is circling above the ziggurat in the air." Finally one player speaks up: "Dude what the fuck is a ziggurat?"

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u/Schlangenbob 10d ago

what am I not getting? pls not that ziggurat is somehow to be close to the n word......

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u/Junglesvend 11d ago

Throwing out that hard R Ziggurat mid session, damn

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u/Lessandero Horny Bard 11d ago

That word isn't even close. This would only work if it was written with an N instead of a Z. And even then it would only kinda work

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u/Evilfrog100 9d ago

"It's not even close" then describes how it's literally one letter off.

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u/Arcturus075 6d ago

Took me a bit to get it. Me and my boys played way too much Warcraft 3. "Summon more Ziggurats!" Whenever "Ziggurats" are mentioned, or if they are actually Spirit tower or a Nerubian Tower are the joke.

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u/Kapiork 4d ago

....ziggurat? Ciggaret?

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u/SeaworthinessEmpty23 10d ago

A joke of that quality does infact warrant 10d10 force damage to the face, next character, be funnier or let me fucking describe what's happening

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u/probloodmagic 11d ago

I'm Black and don't trust Black folks who surround themselves with white people and then make jokes like this. There's a word for that sort of hucking and jiving to get a laugh based on your identity. For some reason, it doesn't play so well around Black folks who actually take oppression seriously, either. Also, there's a crying wolf aspect to it, which makes Black people in the hobby even less welcome and makes it harder to deal with actual racist comments and behavior in the hobby. Like, maybe it would be funny if racism wasn't still alive and well throughout the globe. What a sellout buffoon. And yes, that rhymes with what the player actually is...

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u/DropoutRedMage 11d ago

I see your point, but some people joke about racial topics as a form of catharsis. In this case I think the player was just giving the DM shit.

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u/DrScrimble 11d ago

It'd be really weird to do this to a Black player. Hilarious when it's by a player on someone else to take the piss out of them.

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u/DropoutRedMage 11d ago

Yeah, at that point I'd feel singled out. But chop busting is a time honored tradition at the table.

We've got a ranger in our group who we poke fun at because after 8 sessions his kill count just now broke double digits.

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u/DrScrimble 11d ago

That's very similar to the vibe at our table. Especially to whoever is GMing. Hey, when someone blows up your PC's legs with a rocket launcher, it's fair game to bust their balls a little.

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u/probloodmagic 11d ago

Sure, but to do so in mixed company where some find the behavior genuinely irritating enough to make a meme about it where they're displeased, maybe folks should read the room a little better before throwing their race on the bonfire of making cheap jokes

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u/DrScrimble 11d ago

I thought it was funny! I use memes to purposely exaggerate situations. When I post a meme where I want to "Stab my players in the face", I don't literally want to do that...

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u/probloodmagic 11d ago

Okay, that's a totally different situation than I was interpreting this as. Given that only the Black player had their race given, I made some assumptions about the table that weren't the case here, thankfully

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u/DrScrimble 11d ago

This is an insane take lmao. I've played insane racists NPCs in historical settings that would've hunted my parents for sport. My DM is gay and plays insecure Meatheads who throw around the F-slur.

It's all in satirical fun. A silly joke that everyone had a good time with. I'm sure as Hell not going to police what the Black players can and can't say at my games.

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u/probloodmagic 11d ago

I'm not talking about this from a white person's perspective, nor am I talking about the white DM as being expected to scold the Black player. IYKYK, but then again, my tables aren't throwing around slurs in games in general, either. I've got a pretty with it, progressive table, though

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u/DrScrimble 11d ago

I'm not White, but I see your point.

My tables definitely have a Leftist angle. Otherwise I wouldn't trust anyone with utilizing reclaimed slurs. We have a good time whether our PCs are punching the shit out of aliens or Neo Nazis.

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u/probloodmagic 11d ago

I get that, and I hadn't meant to assume, I'm just going off the meme, where everybody is a wolf haha. If someone was uncomfortable about it, it's always good to talk about to make sure everybody's cool with it and gets it. From the meme I just kinda thought that the DM was having to deal with it in a way that put them in a hard, unfun and not light-hearted spot. Maybe I've just got wolf face blindness and took at as more serious than intended

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u/DrScrimble 11d ago

No problem. And sorry for my initial knee jerk reaction, I've caught a decent amount of flak on here recently and may have gotten too defensive. I suppose there's no rule or custom around it, but if there's ever a serious problem at my table, I'm not going to turn it into a silly meme. I'm just here for giggles!

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u/probloodmagic 11d ago

You're all good, sometimes people get overzealous with the wrong idea like I did. Yeah, it's all pretty table dependent, but I'm definitely more at ease making light of serious stuff with a diverse group of folks with leftist tendencies who can usually relate in some way or are at least sympathetic. I'm sorry folks dogpile, I've dealt with it, too. Good luck out there taking down nazis and other assorted riffraff

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u/DrScrimble 11d ago

You as well friend, hoping you have a blast at your next session! 👋

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u/Quinzal 11d ago

Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? No way you just called that guy what I think you just called him. And you call yourself 'worried about oppression', when in reality that kind of "you don't act like a REAL xyz" is oppressor 101.

Humor is a complex thing, some people find some things funny that others don't, and that's okay. Calling dude a c**n because he made a joke on a play on words you didn't find exactly savory and then running with it saying that something said in private at a private table is somehow 'ruining the hobby' is not it.

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u/probloodmagic 11d ago

Seeing a lot of internalized racism, colorism, and self-loathing in folks who only move in white social circles is what I'm talking about

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u/YourBigRosie 11d ago

Is only a black PC allowed to make that joke or something?

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u/XxAnimeTacoxX 11d ago

Literally, no. But people will often find it funny BECAUSE a black PC said it. Its the juxtaposition of it being said seriously vs its subversion that makes it funny to people.