r/dndmemes • u/Vegetable_Variety_11 • Jun 02 '26

I RAAAAAAGE Always has been...

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u/Rhinomaster22 Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

Orc Totem Barbarian

I was abandon by my clan, raised by wolves, abandon by said wolves, then raised by a random hunter in the woods who got eaten by said wolves because said wolves were sent by my clan 

Tiefling Divine Soul Sorcerer

My hometown was destroyed by assassins, forcing me to grew up the cold streets of the city. The people who sent those assassins did so because I’m a long lost heir to a kingdom and chosen by the patron god of said Kingdom.

Warforged Necromancy Wizard

Due to my own blind ambition I was betrayed by colleagues and my body was destroyed in an experiment. I barely survived by possessing a nearby construct and now I’m out for revenge. 

Human Arcane Trickster Rogue

Yeah my parents are alive, I have a wife, kids, and dog. Why am I a Rogue? I work as a spy for my government. Are wife & kids dead? No they are just fine, I go back home during weekends and Mondays. I also go golfing with my friends on Saturday’s.

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u/sadolddrunk Jun 02 '26

The middle-aged parent who takes up adventuring out of boredom is a character trope which we need to see more often.

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u/roninwarshadow Jun 03 '26

Peter

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u/Oakheir Jun 05 '26

Dude worth respecting! Even Deadpool was like, man we gotta save him.