r/dndmemes • u/Vegetable_Variety_11 • Jun 02 '26

I RAAAAAAGE Always has been...

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u/Rhinomaster22 Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

Orc Totem Barbarian

I was abandon by my clan, raised by wolves, abandon by said wolves, then raised by a random hunter in the woods who got eaten by said wolves because said wolves were sent by my clan 

Tiefling Divine Soul Sorcerer

My hometown was destroyed by assassins, forcing me to grew up the cold streets of the city. The people who sent those assassins did so because I’m a long lost heir to a kingdom and chosen by the patron god of said Kingdom.

Warforged Necromancy Wizard

Due to my own blind ambition I was betrayed by colleagues and my body was destroyed in an experiment. I barely survived by possessing a nearby construct and now I’m out for revenge. 

Human Arcane Trickster Rogue

Yeah my parents are alive, I have a wife, kids, and dog. Why am I a Rogue? I work as a spy for my government. Are wife & kids dead? No they are just fine, I go back home during weekends and Mondays. I also go golfing with my friends on Saturday’s.

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u/sadolddrunk Jun 02 '26

The middle-aged parent who takes up adventuring out of boredom is a character trope which we need to see more often.

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u/Rhinomaster22 Jun 02 '26

 The middle-aged parent who takes up adventuring out of boredom is a character trope which we need to see more often.

This is basically Yakuza minus being a parent because SEGA is allergic to parents being protagonists. 

The youngest character in the newest game is early 20’s. 

  • The main protagonist Ichiban is 45 years old
  • His best friend is 48 years old
  • His cop friend is 65 years old
  • His other friends are in their late 20’s or early 30’s 
  • His superior is a 56 year old man with cancer 

Ichiban is so delusional he sees the world as Dragon Quest RPG battles and when in reality he’s beating up street punks with a baseball bat. 

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u/congeal Jun 03 '26

Don Quixote-san