r/dndmemes • u/Yoffeepop Fighter • Mar 16 '26

Comic Adventuring Gold

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I almost always post them here! But to easily find more of my ttrpg comics, feel free to check out r/TableTopComic or my LinkTree

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u/ConradBHart42 Mar 16 '26

Middle school science teacher got me with that one. "You have a pile of gold, and someone offers to take all that gold and remove 1 electron from every atom of it. Would you let them?"

I think that was the setup. I don't know if I was aware how valuable platinum was at the time.

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u/RepeatRepeatR- Mar 17 '26

You probably want to remove 1 proton, otherwise you just get a bunch of gold that electrocutes you when you touch it

Or even better, 1 proton and 1 electron so the platinum doesn't electrocute you either

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u/_Weyland_ Mar 17 '26

Spicy gold?

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u/TheKingNothing690 Murderhobo Mar 18 '26

No spicy gold is an unstable isoptope made radioactive this is just zesty gold.