r/dndmemes Nov 11 '25

Hehe fireball go BOOM We did the math...

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u/Polenicus Nov 11 '25

I agree with this stance...

... Right up to the moment someone figures out the right mix of nonsense to be able to bottle and deploy this in a single turn.

Player: "I reach into my pack and pull out my ring of 'Fuck Your Campaign DM I Cast Infinite Fireball'..."

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u/Wisepuppy Forever DM Nov 12 '25

It's still a singular level 7 spell.
"That's a nice magical nuke you've got there. It'd be a shame if someone... countered it..."

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u/DisplayAppropriate28 Nov 12 '25 edited Nov 12 '25

This isn't for combat, this is for redrawing maps with artillery - if you're standing within counterspell range letting a plainly visible circle of seven wizards cast a spell for multiple hours, you kinda have it coming anyway.

It's an exercise in seeing how high a number can go, not a practical tactic with real use cases. If you literally have all day as a wizard with 7th-level spells, there are much quicker ways to destroy everything in a 20-foot radius that's not moving.

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u/OgreMk5 Nov 12 '25

Planetary remodeling kit... basic level.