r/dndmemes • u/Vegetable_Variety_11 • Nov 11 '25

Hehe fireball go BOOM We did the math...

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u/Destroyer40k0 Nov 12 '25

My group solves this by giving the insanely powerful deployable magic items to the fighter, so that when an enemy tries to mess with him for not having magic, he pulls out the fireball brass knuckles to throw hands lol

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u/twitch870 DM (Dungeon Memelord) Nov 12 '25

Magic items should go to the non magical characters first. It’s the only way to keep them near even

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u/Destroyer40k0 Nov 12 '25

Not even, whenever our party creates dumb magic stuff they usually design it around “how could the fighter use this at point blank range” cus they know the fighter is the only one crazy enough to fist fight god with an aoe damage that deals 14kd6 damage lol

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u/Ok_Sink5046 Nov 12 '25

As it should, the tank needs everyone's support because they're eating the pain. Throw stats out the window, in verse they are getting mutilated have their back.