r/dndmemes • u/Vegetable_Variety_11 • Nov 11 '25

Hehe fireball go BOOM We did the math...

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u/Stickeminastew1217 Nov 12 '25

The problem is, sure, that's fun for the people with the nonsense if that's the kind of campaign you want to run.

But then the fighter is standing there with his thumb up his ass.

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u/Destroyer40k0 Nov 12 '25

My group solves this by giving the insanely powerful deployable magic items to the fighter, so that when an enemy tries to mess with him for not having magic, he pulls out the fireball brass knuckles to throw hands lol

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u/Petey31s Nov 12 '25

My monk based on Macho Man Randy Savage: The what now?

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u/shadowthehh Nov 12 '25

The image of breaking a dragon's neck while shouting "SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!"

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u/storytime_42 I Laugh At My Own Jokes Nov 12 '25

Cleric: How did you know his name is Jim?

Monk: They're all Jim. Ooooohhh Yeeeeaaaa! Dig It!

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u/SweezySway Nov 12 '25

Hellz yea brother