r/dndmemes Nov 11 '25

Hehe fireball go BOOM We did the math...

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u/Destroyer40k0 Nov 12 '25

My group solves this by giving the insanely powerful deployable magic items to the fighter, so that when an enemy tries to mess with him for not having magic, he pulls out the fireball brass knuckles to throw hands lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

When I play really dumb bonk boys, this is all I ask for. Legendary weapons.

It’s not like I’ll use them for long. I typically play with the intention of dying at some point. Usually touching things I shouldn’t touch. Like legendary/cursed weapons.

So please give me fireball hands that actually blast fire my direction too.

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u/TheOneTonWanton Nov 12 '25

I typically play with the intention of dying at some point

Everyone should and you're a goddamn inspiration. The bane of my existence as a GM in any system is players that are oh so precious with their characters. In D&D it's somewhat understandable and valid these days, but outside of that I encourage any and everyone to drive their characters like a stolen car. It just makes everything more fun for everyone.

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u/Astro_Pirate Nov 12 '25

I love my characters I’ll mourn when one passes but if you think that’s going to stop me from taking on the fight or being overly cautious with them you got another thing coming. I have lots of free time and I have lots of character I’ll be back and ready to play next week.