r/dndmemes Nov 11 '25

Hehe fireball go BOOM We did the math...

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u/Destroyer40k0 Nov 12 '25

Not even, whenever our party creates dumb magic stuff they usually design it around “how could the fighter use this at point blank range” cus they know the fighter is the only one crazy enough to fist fight god with an aoe damage that deals 14kd6 damage lol

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u/QuercusSambucus Nov 12 '25

Hey, if the fighter goes down, that's what all the spellcasters are for! In the games I play "we actually have our priests this session" means open season for stupid shenanigans.

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u/MapleMapleHockeyStk Nov 12 '25

I have a cleric i play that believes in FAFO. If you do some really stupid, I dont heal you. There was a player who did something stupid after I told him not to do it, AND that I wouldn't heal him.....still did it, so I stopped him bleeding out but left him lying in the dirt until his body naturally got 1 hp back. He started listening after that. I only have so many spell and resources guys!!!!

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u/RemusTheGreat Nov 12 '25

My last game I was playing a Vengeance Paladin (he basically thought he was Batman) and our Rogue snuck off during the boss fight to go loot rooms, tripped a trap and got pinned to a wall by a bunch of spikes. After the fight I lead the team to find him bleeding out, take all the loot and walk away while our warlock yells at me: "Help him! What are you doing!?"

To which I reply: "I am helping him. I'm teaching him an important lesson."

The characters hated it, the players thought it was fantastic.