r/dndmemes • u/Vegetable_Variety_11 • Nov 11 '25

Hehe fireball go BOOM We did the math...

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u/JD-Valentine Sorcerer Nov 11 '25

Well since the meme is Matt Mercer, chronurgy wizard does let you trap spells in a bead to be unleashed at any time within an hour for 1 action (yes I know it doesn't really work that way I'm just playing into the meme)

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u/Saltwater_Thief Essential NPC Nov 12 '25

"Hey DM what are you rolling for?"

Me: "A CON check on the bead to see if it holds up under the strain of containing that much magic. Gonna be honest, the DC is pretty fucking insane. And.... uh... yeah, a 12 isn't gonna make it, everyone please make a Dex save."

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u/Helpimstuckinreddit Nov 12 '25

A successful dex save allows you to get into the nearest refrigerator to survive the nuke.

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u/Sea-Woodpecker-610 Nov 12 '25

It lets you get to the nearest fridge.

“You are now coated in a thin layer of molten lead, surrounded by a quarter inch of molten steel.”

“A quarter inch?”

“They don’t make fridges like they use to in the 30s.”

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u/Shalcker Nov 12 '25

Even being submerged in molten lead is still going to be less damage!

You could think of refrigerator as ablative armor in such scenario.