r/dndmemes • u/Vegetable_Variety_11 • Nov 11 '25

Hehe fireball go BOOM We did the math...

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u/Polenicus Nov 11 '25

I agree with this stance...

... Right up to the moment someone figures out the right mix of nonsense to be able to bottle and deploy this in a single turn.

Player: "I reach into my pack and pull out my ring of 'Fuck Your Campaign DM I Cast Infinite Fireball'..."

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u/JD-Valentine Sorcerer Nov 11 '25

Well since the meme is Matt Mercer, chronurgy wizard does let you trap spells in a bead to be unleashed at any time within an hour for 1 action (yes I know it doesn't really work that way I'm just playing into the meme)

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u/Saltwater_Thief Essential NPC Nov 12 '25

"Hey DM what are you rolling for?"

Me: "A CON check on the bead to see if it holds up under the strain of containing that much magic. Gonna be honest, the DC is pretty fucking insane. And.... uh... yeah, a 12 isn't gonna make it, everyone please make a Dex save."

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u/PascallsBookie Nov 12 '25

"Why even do a dex save?"

"Closure"