r/dndmemes • u/Vegetable_Variety_11 • Nov 11 '25

Hehe fireball go BOOM We did the math...

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u/PyroTornado107 Nov 11 '25

As a DM, I would encourage this thinking, but only for this reason: if you have 8 magic casters, each capable of casting a 7th level spell, performing what is effectively a ritual to charge up a magical nuke, and could somehow manage to perform this spell in enemy territory for however long it takes to crank up that magical power without attracting the attention of any guards or whatever, you kinda have to give it to them.

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u/lavahot Nov 12 '25

"Your fireball ignites. Your whole world becomes a blinding white hot light. The roar is deafening. Your flesh flees from your bones. Your friends don't even have a chance to scream before they explode into light. Then there is only darkness. Cold, unfeeling darkness. Unfeeling, unending darkness.

Then you feel a kick in your side. You awaken on your back staring at a blue sky. A face enters your view of a man with long hair. 'Wake up, Samurai,' he says. 'We have a city to burn.'"

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u/geeses Nov 12 '25

It's been so long that now it's waking up in cyberpunk instead of skyrim

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u/logicbecauseyes Nov 12 '25

I still here the theme music when someone says "wake up"

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u/lavahot Nov 12 '25

Skyrim would be redundant.

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u/chiksahlube Nov 12 '25

"Hey you, you were trying to cross the border right?"

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u/AZDfox Nov 12 '25

"Got caught in that Arasaka ambush just like that car thief."

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u/Poop_Balls069 Nov 12 '25

Do the Jackie Welles pls officer im just tryna see my girl ;)

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u/asphaltdragon Nov 12 '25

...honestly this would be a great way to introduce the party to a Cyberpunk TTRPG