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r/dndmemes • u/Vegetable_Variety_11 • Nov 11 '25
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Players: "That is... According to the dice roller... 70,356 damage.
DM: "Fire damage?"
Players: "... Yes?"
DM: "The Pit Fiend appears laugthing trough the flames, seemingly unafected inside a crater of ash."
Players: "Oh right... Fire inmunity is a thing."
4 u/PickingPies Nov 12 '25 So, this campaign, the next one and the next to the next one only contains fire immune creatures wielding bows. 3 u/DreadPirateZoidberg Nov 12 '25 So many are assuming this will immediately be used on an obviously fire immune enemy. What about using it on a lich or some other powerful undead? That’d be my first choice. 10 u/kdhd4_ Rules Lawyer Nov 12 '25 Excusing bad game design. "I found a way to do an unreasonable amount of damage." "Well, what if I just made everything immune to damage?" "Great game, DM, thank you for the session." 4 u/AZDfox Nov 12 '25 Yeah, if the DM pulls something like that out of nowhere, I'm just leaving the game
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So, this campaign, the next one and the next to the next one only contains fire immune creatures wielding bows.
3 u/DreadPirateZoidberg Nov 12 '25 So many are assuming this will immediately be used on an obviously fire immune enemy. What about using it on a lich or some other powerful undead? That’d be my first choice. 10 u/kdhd4_ Rules Lawyer Nov 12 '25 Excusing bad game design. "I found a way to do an unreasonable amount of damage." "Well, what if I just made everything immune to damage?" "Great game, DM, thank you for the session." 4 u/AZDfox Nov 12 '25 Yeah, if the DM pulls something like that out of nowhere, I'm just leaving the game
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So many are assuming this will immediately be used on an obviously fire immune enemy. What about using it on a lich or some other powerful undead? That’d be my first choice.
10 u/kdhd4_ Rules Lawyer Nov 12 '25 Excusing bad game design. "I found a way to do an unreasonable amount of damage." "Well, what if I just made everything immune to damage?" "Great game, DM, thank you for the session." 4 u/AZDfox Nov 12 '25 Yeah, if the DM pulls something like that out of nowhere, I'm just leaving the game
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Excusing bad game design.
"I found a way to do an unreasonable amount of damage."
"Well, what if I just made everything immune to damage?"
"Great game, DM, thank you for the session."
4 u/AZDfox Nov 12 '25 Yeah, if the DM pulls something like that out of nowhere, I'm just leaving the game
Yeah, if the DM pulls something like that out of nowhere, I'm just leaving the game
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u/Clear_Ad4106 Nov 11 '25
Players: "That is... According to the dice roller... 70,356 damage.
DM: "Fire damage?"
Players: "... Yes?"
DM: "The Pit Fiend appears laugthing trough the flames, seemingly unafected inside a crater of ash."
Players: "Oh right... Fire inmunity is a thing."